Two amphibians were croaking at each other outside my window..
Two amphibians were croaking at each other outside my window. It was Toadally ribbeting!
2024-02-26 17:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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Did you hear about the man who left his fortune to the San A..
Did you hear about the man who left his fortune to the San Andreas nature preserve? He was generous to a fault.
2024-02-26 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do pagans shop to prepare for rituals? Rite aid!
Where do pagans shop to prepare for rituals? Rite aid!
2024-02-26 12:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
2024-02-26 08:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a stylish pineapple? Fash-PINE-ista!
What do you call a stylish pineapple? Fash-PINE-ista!
2024-02-26 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhich one is my ***favourite*** Genshin character? 🤔
Which one is my ***favourite*** Genshin character? 🤔
2024-02-26 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the oil spill relief workers who cleaned ..
Did you hear about the oil spill relief workers who cleaned 15 dolphins with a single box of borax? Turns out that, just like it says on the box, it’s a great multi-porpoise cleanser.
2024-02-25 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh..
I need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.
2024-02-25 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Toad invited to so many parties? Because he’s a fun..
Why is Toad invited to so many parties? Because he’s a fun-gi!
2024-02-25 21:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post***Scratch to Win, meeeow*** 🐈⬛️ Mark your territory by ti..
***Scratch to Win, meeeow*** 🐈⬛️ Mark your territory by tipping $10 for a number 🐾 scratch open your choice for a purrrfect prize *Prizes include JOI, themed content bundles, nude video ratings, XXX goodies*
2024-02-25 20:42:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog sho..
What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!
2024-02-25 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostFiction always talks about the drama and mystery surrounding..
Fiction always talks about the drama and mystery surrounding a departed relative’s will. But most of the time, it’s a dead giveaway.
2024-02-25 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do university administrators love asparagus? It’s all ..
Why do university administrators love asparagus? It’s all stem.
2024-02-25 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostMy local Renaissance Festival is casting Knights tomorrow at..
My local Renaissance Festival is casting Knights tomorrow at 4pm. Be there or be Squire.
2024-02-25 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav..
My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now.
2024-02-25 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the cow tell the butcher? Please stop, or else we'..
What did the cow tell the butcher? Please stop, or else we're gonna have some beef.
2024-02-25 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostMy very favorite dishes are all cooked with petroleum byprod..
My very favorite dishes are all cooked with petroleum byproducts. I guess you could say I have refined taste.
2024-02-25 08:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostA human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar... The Hobbit l..
A human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar... The Hobbit laughs and walks under it.
2024-02-25 04:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bum sit on the clock? It wanted to be on “tush ..
Why did the bum sit on the clock? It wanted to be on “tush time”!
2024-02-25 00:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the woman who put snakes in her hair to c..
Did you hear about the woman who put snakes in her hair to cure migraines? Yeah, it’s oddly Medusinal.
2024-02-24 23:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four s..
How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
2024-02-24 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t chemists like puns? All the best ones argon.
Why don’t chemists like puns? All the best ones argon.
2024-02-24 21:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI was sitting in a coffee shop, and “Bolero” came on. Around..
I was sitting in a coffee shop, and “Bolero” came on. Around 8 minutes later, everything started to un-Ravel.
2024-02-24 20:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you give the Pharaoh who has everything? A gift cart..
What do you give the Pharaoh who has everything? A gift cartouche.
2024-02-24 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostThey say that no two people see colour the exact same way, s..
They say that no two people see colour the exact same way, so really, colour is just a pigment of your imagination.
2024-02-24 18:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in mele..
What do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in melee? Bludgeon
2024-02-24 17:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recove..
My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.
2024-02-24 16:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the Celiac Disease sufferer who went to a..
Did you hear about the Celiac Disease sufferer who went to a wheat processing plant? She was a real Gluten for punishment.
2024-02-24 12:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post***Scroll across to pick your hot dawg stand*** *A most deli..
***Scroll across to pick your hot dawg stand*** *A most delicious time indeed* 🌭 each bun contains a super saucy gift 🌭 $10 per sausage delight
2024-02-24 11:54:42 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the antiques collector who found an old C..
Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old Coca-Cola lamp? She was soda lighted.
2024-02-24 08:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post