Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? Apparently if people fall behind on payments, they’ll get repossessed!
2024-02-24 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
**Useless Fact of the Day:** ***Your fingernails grow faster on your dominant hand.***
2024-02-24 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear that somebody spiked the punch at a roof designer convention? The next day, everybody had a terrible overhang.
2024-02-23 23:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone? Napoleon!
2024-02-23 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Me waiting impatiently for my food delivery
2024-02-23 21:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
If loving kindness changes your life, is that Mettamorphosis?
2024-02-23 20:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
A termite walks into the bar. He sits down and asks “hey, is the bartender?”
2024-02-23 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you measure the quality of my puns? With a sighsmograph!
2024-02-23 18:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen
2024-02-23 17:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the guy who turned into a vampire before he was bitten? Yeah, Premature edraculation is rough.
2024-02-23 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
We actually had some sun today in the UK!
2024-02-23 14:08:46 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft? A flat miner.
2024-02-23 13:10:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the banker who left her job? She just lost interest.
2024-02-23 08:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tires? They’re always carrying despair.
2024-02-23 04:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the guy who started chirping after a one night stand? They think he caught a canarial disease.
2024-02-23 00:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you do when you find Niacin and Thiamin at your front door? You vitamin, of course!
2024-02-22 23:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I changed my phone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
2024-02-22 22:00:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
2024-02-22 21:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Useless Fact of the Day: ***Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.***
2024-02-22 20:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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Did you hear about the actuary who wouldn’t make whipped cream? She was whisk-averse.
2024-02-22 18:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do Buddhist monks avoid sending word documents? They’re supposed to avoid attachments.
2024-02-22 16:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostI saw Aela's true form in the underforge ... You could say I saw her under-were **BA-DUM-TITS**
2024-02-22 12:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
