A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter... How d..
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter... How dairy 😫
2024-02-28 08:00:51 +0000 UTC View Post
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I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says..
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
2024-02-28 00:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostLast night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange s..
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea Report
2024-02-27 23:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
2024-02-27 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
2024-02-27 21:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you ..
Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?” Dude 2: “Brochure”
2024-02-27 20:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you console an English teacher? There, their, they’r..
How do you console an English teacher? There, their, they’re
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2024-02-27 18:30:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do rainbows go when they’re bad? Prism. It’s a light ..
Where do rainbows go when they’re bad? Prism. It’s a light sentence
2024-02-27 18:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe reason that aliens have never visited us is because our ..
The reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews. We only have one star.
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2024-02-27 16:49:10 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know my favourite d&d class so far?
Do you know my favourite d&d class so far?
2024-02-27 16:35:16 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I wa..
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like, well dam.
2024-02-27 16:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom! ..
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2024-02-27 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Rom..
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.
2024-02-27 12:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostBoss: How good are you at Power Point? Me: I Excel at it ..
Boss: How good are you at Power Point? Me: I Excel at it Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word
2024-02-27 08:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the oil say to the vinegar at the salad bar? Lettu..
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2024-02-27 07:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the bum say after a long day? “I’m wiped!”
What did the bum say after a long day? “I’m wiped!”
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2024-02-27 03:09:27 +0000 UTC View PostRoses are Red Violets are Blue I came a lot Thank you 💋 ht..
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2024-02-27 01:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he..
Did you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he made? He was Sb.
2024-02-27 00:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he..
Did you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he made? He was Sb.
2024-02-26 23:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostHow does Satan like his pasta? Al Dante.
How does Satan like his pasta? Al Dante.
2024-02-26 22:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the camouflage store that doesn’t accept ..
Did you hear about the camouflage store that doesn’t accept credit cards? Their patterns are in-visa-ble!
2024-02-26 21:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’d the conductor say when she found her missing music? S..
What’d the conductor say when she found her missing music? SCORE!
2024-02-26 19:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post"Doctor, help! I’m shrinking!” “Take this and you’ll be ba..
"Doctor, help! I’m shrinking!” “Take this and you’ll be back to normal in a few weeks. Until then, you’ll just have to be a little patient."
2024-02-26 18:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post