My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a re..
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
2023-08-11 02:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll ..
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.
2023-08-11 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAt first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now..
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
2023-08-11 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostAre you Kazuha? Because I want to suck you up & then, plunge..
Are you Kazuha? Because I want to suck you up & then, plunge.
2023-08-10 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it do..
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
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2023-08-10 19:45:07 +0000 UTC View PostWe’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going gre..
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
2023-08-10 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagi..
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
2023-08-10 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna make a naughty moo-vie with you
I wanna make a naughty moo-vie with you
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2023-08-10 10:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostBoy, I have been Tarnished all my life until I met you.
Boy, I have been Tarnished all my life until I met you.
2023-08-10 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNaught or nice? 😏 https://onlyfans.com/608629845/emmahircin..
Naught or nice? 😏 https://onlyfans.com/608629845/emmahircine
2023-08-10 09:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostA magician was walking down the street — then he turned into..
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
2023-08-10 06:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I was seeking , so I could Horn drill you.
I wish I was seeking , so I could Horn drill you.
2023-08-10 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMost people can’t tell the difference between entomology and..
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
2023-08-10 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostJustice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, ..
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
2023-08-10 03:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey gorgeous, Do you play Pokémon go? Because I’m trying to ..
Hey gorgeous, Do you play Pokémon go? Because I’m trying to squirtle on your jiggypuffs.
2023-08-10 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/640109942/emmahircine
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2023-08-10 01:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostYou must swim around cinnabar island because you are the “MI..
You must swim around cinnabar island because you are the “MISSINGNO” to my heart.
2023-08-10 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you Xiao? Cause you can visit me in my dreams
Are you Xiao? Cause you can visit me in my dreams
2023-08-09 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostMum texted me to say the Italian restaurant is out of pasta,..
Mum texted me to say the Italian restaurant is out of pasta, and now they're penneless.
2023-08-09 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey, baby, I haven’t got any loincloth under this armor.
Hey, baby, I haven’t got any loincloth under this armor.
2023-08-09 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He ..
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing
2023-08-09 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhenever you get a bad sausage, it's just the wurst.
Whenever you get a bad sausage, it's just the wurst.
2023-08-09 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
2023-08-09 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostEvery time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite ..
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
2023-08-09 05:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2023-08-09 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostCould you be wearing an Amulet of Talos because you are decr..
Could you be wearing an Amulet of Talos because you are decreasing my time between shouts by 20%!
2023-08-09 03:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a b..
Maybe I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
2023-08-09 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post