I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gra..
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
2023-08-09 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to ge..
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
2023-08-08 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed..
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
2023-08-08 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI think I need a Burn Heal, you're so hot
I think I need a Burn Heal, you're so hot
2023-08-08 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the arrest made? Two peanuts went walking..
Did you hear about the arrest made? Two peanuts went walking down the street and one was a salted.
2023-08-08 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI’d like to ride you like a Horsea.
I’d like to ride you like a Horsea.
2023-08-08 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a fossil? Because I want to date you!
Are you a fossil? Because I want to date you!
2023-08-08 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on ..
What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.
2023-08-08 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my b..
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
2023-08-08 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy friends gave me ***free*** limited subs for all of you 💕 ..
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2023-08-08 02:50:04 +0000 UTC View PostBusy? Why dont you toss me $10, and I'll send you a SURPRISE..
Busy? Why dont you toss me $10, and I'll send you a SURPRISE bundle for you to watch later? 🖤
2023-08-08 02:45:17 +0000 UTC View PostUnlike Magikarp, I bet something happens when you use splash..
Unlike Magikarp, I bet something happens when you use splash.
2023-08-08 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you an Emblem of Severed Fate set? Cause you’re best in ..
Are you an Emblem of Severed Fate set? Cause you’re best in all of my slots 😉
2023-08-08 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostForget about Ashes of War. I want to farm me some Asses of W..
Forget about Ashes of War. I want to farm me some Asses of War babe.
2023-08-08 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostTwo guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
2023-08-07 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostAre we a match? Take the Quiz and receive a naughty surprise..
Are we a match? Take the Quiz and receive a naughty surprise! 🖤
2023-08-07 22:12:10 +0000 UTC View PostRIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
2023-08-07 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
2023-08-07 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostCould you be the Dragonborn? Because I’m sure, I could watch..
Could you be the Dragonborn? Because I’m sure, I could watch you sucking out my dragon’s soul.
2023-08-07 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI lost 25% of my roof last night...oof.
I lost 25% of my roof last night...oof.
2023-08-07 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
2023-08-07 06:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMom keeps asking why I have so much candy. She doesn't know ..
Mom keeps asking why I have so much candy. She doesn't know I always keep a few Twix up my sleeve.
2023-08-07 05:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou can consume my Lands Between Rune tonight.
You can consume my Lands Between Rune tonight.
2023-08-07 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you an experiment? Cuz al – be – doing you
Are you an experiment? Cuz al – be – doing you
2023-08-07 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know Fus Roh Dah? Cause you are blowing me away!
Did you know Fus Roh Dah? Cause you are blowing me away!
2023-08-07 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy dream job is to clean mirrors, because I can really see m..
My dream job is to clean mirrors, because I can really see myself doing that.
2023-08-07 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostNeed Zhongli? Cause I’ve got a pillar for you!
Need Zhongli? Cause I’ve got a pillar for you!
2023-08-07 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satis..
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
2023-08-06 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostGood night and if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.
Good night and if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.
2023-08-06 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf I had a master ball, I’ll definitely use it on you.
If I had a master ball, I’ll definitely use it on you.
2023-08-06 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post