Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old l..
Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Hey, you can yodel!
2023-09-18 02:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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Unlike Magikarp, I bet something happens when you use splash..
Unlike Magikarp, I bet something happens when you use splash.
2023-09-18 00:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostReady to play and win extra naughty prizes?
Ready to play and win extra naughty prizes?
2023-09-17 23:49:18 +0000 UTC View PostAre you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching fo..
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
2023-09-17 23:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI made a whopping six figures last year. I also was fired fr..
I made a whopping six figures last year. I also was fired from the toy factory for being too slow.
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2023-09-17 21:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off ..
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
2023-09-17 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI may not have pointed ears, but every time you are around, ..
I may not have pointed ears, but every time you are around, I become a wood elf.
2023-09-17 13:27:43 +0000 UTC View PostTalk is cheap until you talk to a lawyer.
Talk is cheap until you talk to a lawyer.
2023-09-17 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the loudest pet you can own? A trumpet.
What's the loudest pet you can own? A trumpet.
2023-09-17 06:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostNever slept with a werewolf? We are restless in the bed.
Never slept with a werewolf? We are restless in the bed.
2023-09-17 05:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostCould you be the Dragonborn? Cause I’m going to make you sho..
Could you be the Dragonborn? Cause I’m going to make you shout all night long.
2023-09-17 04:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostKnock, knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go..
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo!
2023-09-17 03:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you been a member of the Thieves Guild? Because you jus..
Have you been a member of the Thieves Guild? Because you just stole my heart.
2023-09-17 00:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
If the early bird catches the worm, I'll sleep in until ther..
If the early bird catches the worm, I'll sleep in until there are pancakes.
2023-09-16 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI think I need a paralyze heal because you are stunning.
I think I need a paralyze heal because you are stunning.
2023-09-16 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the do..
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the doggy paddle.
2023-09-16 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostGood thing we are not electrodes because tonight, we might c..
Good thing we are not electrodes because tonight, we might cause an explosion
2023-09-16 06:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.
I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.
2023-09-16 05:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s make like a super rod and hookup
Let’s make like a super rod and hookup
2023-09-16 04:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a bee brush its hair? It uses a honeycomb.
How does a bee brush its hair? It uses a honeycomb.
2023-09-16 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off
If I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off
2023-09-16 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostAre you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it..
Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it nice and slow.
2023-09-16 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhich is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a c..
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
2023-09-15 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostIf I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a compute..
If I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a computer virus. It’s probably because I was stunned by your beauty.
2023-09-15 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.
2023-09-15 14:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely cl..
If you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely click without delay.
2023-09-15 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.
What do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.
2023-09-15 08:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post