Hey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.
Hey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.
2023-09-15 06:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.
2023-09-15 06:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
2023-09-15 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostA life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
2023-09-15 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling luck today? LETS SPIN! 1 spin for $15 or 2 spins for $25.
2023-09-15 03:19:51 +0000 UTC View PostI wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
2023-09-15 03:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.
2023-09-15 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
2023-09-14 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostDon't make me use Water Gun all over you!
2023-09-14 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn't the couple respond right away when looking at wedding venues? They were engaged.
2023-09-14 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
2023-09-14 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was Sherlock Holmes' favorite protein source? Mystery meat.
2023-09-14 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion? "Let's table this."
2023-09-14 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostDo you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
2023-09-14 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou've got the curves, I've got the angles.
2023-09-14 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
2023-09-14 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostDon't worry about me keeping up with you babe. I have extra Stamina potions.
2023-09-14 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you come and see my safari zone.
2023-09-13 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
2023-09-13 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.
2023-09-13 16:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
2023-09-13 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is sand so optimistic? It has a can-dune attitude.
2023-09-13 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.
2023-09-13 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostOnce you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.
2023-09-13 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a gnat with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
2023-09-13 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-moo-th talker.
2023-09-13 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day? "You've been on fire!"
2023-09-13 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you.
2023-09-13 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI would really like to bisect your angle.
2023-09-12 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be the tangent to your curves!
2023-09-12 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostCan I have your significant digits?
2023-09-12 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post