Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
2023-12-09 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe? Narni..
What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe? Narnia business!
2023-12-09 08:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicy..
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
2023-12-09 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn’t Mario become a musician? Because he kept hittin..
Why couldn’t Mario become a musician? Because he kept hitting the wrong blocks.
2023-12-09 00:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a ca..
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
2023-12-08 23:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostA friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soo..
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
2023-12-08 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
2023-12-08 21:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a..
Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
2023-12-08 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman ask..
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
2023-12-08 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
2023-12-08 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn? Pikascrew..
What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn? Pikascrew.
2023-12-08 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostAn atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta kee..
An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
2023-12-08 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It wa..
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
2023-12-08 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostAtoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everyt..
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
2023-12-08 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWant to hear something terrible? Paper. See? I told you ..
Want to hear something terrible? Paper. See? I told you it was tear-able.
2023-12-08 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't kn..
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
2023-12-07 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostShout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is
Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is
2023-12-07 21:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the auto body shop that just opened? It c..
Did you hear about the auto body shop that just opened? It comes highly wreck-a-mended.
2023-12-07 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped workin..
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn't make any cents!
2023-12-07 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a ..
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
2023-12-07 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhich country's capital has the fastest-growing population? ..
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
2023-12-07 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
2023-12-07 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post**Pastel** needs to cum ***SO BAD*** 🥵🥵 Do you think you wi..
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2023-12-07 11:20:18 +0000 UTC View PostDon't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chance..
Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords.
2023-12-07 08:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostThis bundle is EVA-rything 😍🥰 https://onlyfans.com/5997916..
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2023-12-07 07:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.
If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.
2023-12-07 04:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes!..
I'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes! 😏🧞♀️ https://onlyfans.com/599877786/emmahircine
2023-12-07 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWas your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
2023-12-07 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostKiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
2023-12-06 23:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostIf you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!
If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!
2023-12-06 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post