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2023-12-06 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
2023-12-06 21:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Jingle all the way with a Christmas spin today! πππ
2023-12-06 20:19:08 +0000 UTC View Post
You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight!
2023-12-06 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was Chewy.
2023-12-06 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
2023-12-06 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
If you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable.
2023-12-06 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI've got the moves like Jagger... or at least I try... π πΊ https://onlyfans.com/599900183/emmahircine
2023-12-06 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View Postdo you have somewhere comfortable for me to sit? π¦π»
2023-12-06 13:51:19 +0000 UTC View Post
If you were a phaser onΒ Star Trek, you'd be set to stun!
2023-12-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is Darth Vaderβs helmet so phallic? Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
2023-12-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it OK if I follow you out of here? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
2023-12-06 08:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Did we just board the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like we're headed somewhere magical.
2023-12-06 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.
2023-12-06 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
2023-12-05 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business!
2023-12-05 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
2023-12-05 21:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostGive the coin a flip for $15. If it lands on HEADs, you score a bundle valued at $100; if it's TAILS, you win a full-length orgasm video. π€
2023-12-05 20:09:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizzaΒ you, that is!
2023-12-05 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
2023-12-05 19:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you play Nintendo? Because I think Wii look good together.
2023-12-05 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.
2023-12-05 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
2023-12-05 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
You and I are like nachos with jalapeΓ±os. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.
2023-12-05 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U. π
2023-12-05 08:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Call me Wilma Flintstone because I'm about to make your bed rock π
2023-12-05 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
2023-12-04 23:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
