I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lo..
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
2023-12-11 19:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
2023-12-11 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one ta..
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
2023-12-11 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do French people eat snails? Because they won't touch fa..
Why do French people eat snails? Because they won't touch fast food.
2023-12-11 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostBrace yourself for some seriously a-maid-zing content! ht..
Brace yourself for some seriously a-maid-zing content! https://onlyfans.com/599861817/emmahircine
2023-12-11 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View Postonce ate a watch. It was time consuming.
once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
2023-12-11 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out.
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out.
2023-12-11 08:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out.
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out.
2023-12-11 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was ..
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
2023-12-11 00:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t..
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
2023-12-10 23:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
2023-12-10 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostChoose your card, get your fortune told and get a dirty sur..
Choose your card, get your fortune told and get a dirty surprise🖤🖤🖤
2023-12-10 21:06:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the apricot ask a prune to dinner? Because he couldn..
Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner? Because he couldn't find a date.
2023-12-10 21:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no se..
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
2023-12-10 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
2023-12-10 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostTwo antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Th..
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2023-12-10 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope th..
Someone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
2023-12-10 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns.
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns.
2023-12-10 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
2023-12-10 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing..
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
2023-12-10 08:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostAcupuncture is a jab well done.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
2023-12-10 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWho was Socrates’ worst student? Mediocrities. Who was his b..
Who was Socrates’ worst student? Mediocrities. Who was his busiest student? The one with a lot on his Plato
2023-12-10 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the librarian say when the books were in a mess? We..
What did the librarian say when the books were in a mess? We ought to be ashamed of ourshelves!
2023-12-09 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2023-12-09 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negat..
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
2023-12-09 21:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is peter pan always flying? He neverlands.
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands.
2023-12-09 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I ta..
I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.
2023-12-09 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is Forrest Gump's email password? 1Forrest1
What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1Forrest1
2023-12-09 18:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I..
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
2023-12-09 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.
I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.
2023-12-09 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post