Did you hear about the wizard who couldn't stop making potio..
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2024-01-07 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.
How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.
2024-01-07 08:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostIts breakfast time here in the UK 😌
Its breakfast time here in the UK 😌
2024-01-07 05:30:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso
2024-01-07 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
2024-01-07 00:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhy shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s p..
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
2024-01-06 23:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
2024-01-06 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostPeople are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But ..
People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But I love their greatest hits!
2024-01-06 21:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post🎡Would you like to try your luck? January Wheel Spin Edition..
🎡Would you like to try your luck? January Wheel Spin Edition: Fabulous prizes are waiting for you. 1 spin for $10, or get all 4 for only $30. 🥰🎡
2024-01-06 20:23:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2024-01-06 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”
2024-01-06 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhich U.S. state is known for its exceptionally small soft d..
Which U.S. state is known for its exceptionally small soft drinks? Minnesota.
2024-01-06 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI didn’t get a hair cut, I got them all cut.
I didn’t get a hair cut, I got them all cut.
2024-01-06 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
2024-01-06 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you know when a chicken is evil? It lays deviled eggs..
How do you know when a chicken is evil? It lays deviled eggs.
2024-01-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.
2024-01-06 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. T..
I’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back.
2024-01-06 04:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
2024-01-06 00:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in h..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.
2024-01-05 23:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostSore throats are a pain in the neck.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
2024-01-05 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call spiders who just got married? Newly-webs.
What do you call spiders who just got married? Newly-webs.
2024-01-05 21:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat sort of elf lives in a can? A sprite
What sort of elf lives in a can? A sprite
2024-01-05 20:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itentic..
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
2024-01-05 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make an elf horny? Fairy moans.
How do you make an elf horny? Fairy moans.
2024-01-05 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostRIP boiled water—you will be mist. 😭
RIP boiled water—you will be mist. 😭
2024-01-05 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are spiders so smart? Because they can find everything o..
Why are spiders so smart? Because they can find everything on the web.
2024-01-05 16:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostI know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them..
I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
2024-01-05 12:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post