You and your wife have been in couples therapy-fantasy and s..
Added 2024-08-23 13:23:20 +0000 UTCYou and your wife have been in couples therapy-fantasy and she is very concerned about you. She told me that you have an extremely terrible masturbation habit. She asked how I could help, so I told her that we would be scheduling private, one on one sessions to help you with your "issues" at hand. Little does she know, I think your habit is not only healthy, but necessary. Little does she know that I am the leader of a goon cult, recruiting new members. This session is only the beginning of the end of your marriage. I am about to ruin you, just for me.
