Storytime: Lousy Phone, Naughty Butt. So... Like every other..
Added 2020-08-20 20:39:15 +0000 UTCStorytime: Lousy Phone, Naughty Butt. So... Like every other attention-craving millenial, I've grown up in the era of "send nudes" and worm game. But like every other poor millenial who has prioritized new games, cheese and basic standards of living, my phone quality is "well it still works if I hold it like this and don't try to download any new apps." For years I have told myself that this means I do not belong in the nude-sending class. I am approximately 35 pixels of pastel mess, after all. But now, during the quarantine and long days spent in cute undies I have started wondering... What if someone wants to look at these 35 pixels of hot pastel mess?! So I've set up my flimsy tripod, whipped my sparkly trash out of the wardrobe and decided to embrace what a naughty, pixelated slut I am! So here we are, at the glorious beginning of the trash journey! Wish me luck!
