Livestream fails
Livestream fails
2023-05-16 11:41:53 +0000 UTC View Post
bayesianash posts
I've got a job, if you're "up" for it.
I've got a job, if you're "up" for it.
2023-05-11 11:34:51 +0000 UTC View PostDon't be intimidated. I'm pretty sure you'll be fine.
Don't be intimidated. I'm pretty sure you'll be fine.
2023-05-10 10:46:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Shit. Does this count as thigh gap?
Shit. Does this count as thigh gap?
2023-05-07 12:12:15 +0000 UTC View PostFrom streaming comfy to sleepy comfy. Hope you come for the ..
From streaming comfy to sleepy comfy. Hope you come for the ride. ❤️
2023-05-06 10:21:25 +0000 UTC View PostI know. I'm a day late and a dollar short. But starwars and ..
I know. I'm a day late and a dollar short. But starwars and tits isn't anything to complain about.
2023-05-05 11:14:59 +0000 UTC View PostYou guys have heard the theory that Conan is the Emperor of ..
You guys have heard the theory that Conan is the Emperor of Mankind? Dude hasn't changed his hair style in all this time...
2023-05-04 11:09:53 +0000 UTC View Post
You figure that transporter beams work like a cellphone? Li..
You figure that transporter beams work like a cellphone? Like has anyone ever jerked off into one, typed the wrong number and started a war with the klingons accidentally?
2023-05-02 12:18:24 +0000 UTC View PostReminder - if you ever see me "available" here, that means I..
Reminder - if you ever see me "available" here, that means I'm online for sexting! Hit me up if you want me to get you off! (Usually Mon/Thurs)
2023-05-02 03:12:55 +0000 UTC View PostWho wants to give me a backrub?
Who wants to give me a backrub?
2023-05-01 10:33:43 +0000 UTC View PostHere I am wasting water when your tongue isn't doing anythin..
Here I am wasting water when your tongue isn't doing anything but hanging out of your mouth...
2023-04-30 11:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostNow you know why Smeagol was so obsessed.
Now you know why Smeagol was so obsessed.
2023-04-29 09:54:04 +0000 UTC View PostPoint: the world today is complicated and awful. Many things..
Point: the world today is complicated and awful. Many things seem uncertain and the future can seem like dark clouds on the horizon. Counterpoint: BOOBS!
2023-04-28 12:09:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhere you gonna stick your face first?
Where you gonna stick your face first?
2023-04-27 11:24:37 +0000 UTC View PostI had a great night. You all took care of me. 😘
I had a great night. You all took care of me. 😘
2023-04-26 12:08:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm gonna get my payment one way or another... (Also, don't..
I'm gonna get my payment one way or another... (Also, don't miss the live stream tonight @ 10 PM EST)
2023-04-25 09:50:05 +0000 UTC View PostDoes this outfit make me look Canadian? Would you lick syru..
Does this outfit make me look Canadian? Would you lick syrup off me?
2023-04-24 11:29:30 +0000 UTC View PostWho's up for some steamy shower masturbation???
Who's up for some steamy shower masturbation???
2023-04-23 08:38:56 +0000 UTC View Post*something clever about being naked on the internet*
*something clever about being naked on the internet*
2023-04-22 09:57:33 +0000 UTC View Post
You know what's a weird word? Boobs. Say it a lot.
You know what's a weird word? Boobs. Say it a lot.
2023-04-20 13:26:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou walk into a saloon in the 1800s. "What can I get you si..
You walk into a saloon in the 1800s. "What can I get you sir?"
2023-04-19 11:09:41 +0000 UTC View PostI'd like to talk to you about our amazing spring sale on ski..
I'd like to talk to you about our amazing spring sale on skin cream. Can I come in for a minute for a demonstration?
2023-04-18 12:18:18 +0000 UTC View PostThe thing about boobs is they're just so squishy.
The thing about boobs is they're just so squishy.
2023-04-17 11:12:49 +0000 UTC View Post