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Just messing around with my GoPro Max.

2023-05-19 15:53:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Boots, tits, clits, sounds like a quality TV show if you ask..

Boots, tits, clits, sounds like a quality TV show if you ask me. But I admit it...I'm fucking around with my new GoPro Max. Super simple, super cool. Point it, shoot it, upload it. I completely skip the editor because I can change the bitrate low enough just to send it right up online. I hate the editor. Even though I only use it to compress the file size, it takes so much time. So, pretty happy with the Max version of GoPro so far. Has a 360 thing I'll have to figure out.

2023-05-18 16:58:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Girl jizz is a thing. It's rarely seen in videos because you..

Girl jizz is a thing. It's rarely seen in videos because you actually have to cum to make it happen. I suppose you could fake it, but fake stuff is always easy to spot. Anyway, check this video out and you will know exactly what girl cum is all about. Plus, as a bonus, I suck a dick and jerk it off. But...what I want you to see is me jizzing and then I want to know...would you lick it up?

2023-05-18 15:27:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Tits, clits, and pussy and throw in some muscle. All stuff y..

Tits, clits, and pussy and throw in some muscle. All stuff you want to see. I finally upgraded my GoPro to GoPro Max, and this is my first video in absolutely terrible lighting. It did pretty well. I got to keep working with it for a bit till I figure it all out. GoPros get a bad rap. They are super popular with active people who don't care about aesthetics. They have zero beauty filters built in. What you see is what you get. With GoPros there is no getting smoother, slimmer, or physically altered. So all the Instagrammers, porn people, TIK Tokkers, they hate them. I love them. They are super simple, point, push button, record, hit stop, upload footage and your done. Most of my videos are uploaded a minute or two after I shoot them because other than piece them together that is the only edits I do. I don't have to wait for a program to render me perfect and smooth and socially beautiful, which depending on the program and computer can take hours and hours. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I am joing to throw my shit up on line as fast as possible because I think I generally look pretty damn good for my age and I'm happy with it. Plus, the weirdness of it all is to much for me. I know chicks who demand their videos be edited to the point of silliness or they won't even bother shooting. They hate themselves that much. Meh...none of that's for me. Don't like my face...check out my pussy Mr...I got at least one thing you are going to like! Even if you think I'm and ugly old hag...I bet you your next paycheck that I could do things to your dick that would leave you begging for more. Just saying.

2023-05-18 14:15:05 +0000 UTC View Post

I went to bed last night thinking I could use an erect penis..

I went to bed last night thinking I could use an erect penis at this moment in time, but there was none. I’m talking about a real one. One that begins all frail and weak but ends up hard and powerful, ready to spill its guts for me. Ready to spill its guts in me is more like it, but neither here nor there. There was no cock. So I went to Tinder and ended up deleting Tinder from my phone. Too many pics of guys holding fish. That would be like me holding a box of Head and Shoulders Shampoo while wearing a jumpsuit in my pics. It just makes little sense when put into the context of Tinder. Anyway, I’m off Tinder for a few months, and then I’ll fire it back up. I always do. So with the deletion of Tinder, I pulled up some porn that had me in it and rubbed one out until I made foolish faces when I came. Paul is into feet. I’m okay with that, but he wants to clip my toenails. Says it turns him on, and his wife won’t let him do it. I’m with her on that. My toenails are a bit short bus, and cutting them will only make them a little more odd. Paul has turned out to be a share monster. For a guy who said it wasn’t ethical that I put the head of his cock in my mouth for a few seconds, he sure has hopped onto the unethical bullet train pretty damn quickly. The other night, I thought this same thing when his tongue was in my asshole. He forgot all about his wife and kids the second he got a quick whiff of my box. Now he’s dumping sperm in me as often as humanly possible. Then, after he unloads his jizz in me, he asks me if he is being disloyal to his entire family. Well, of course he is. For fuck’s sake, who doesn’t know that? Till death do us part and all that crap. Do I feel bad about her husband and their dad pumping sperm into my ass? No. Of course not. That’s on him. Would I try to get him to leave them for me? Absolutely not. His cock is the only thing that concerns me. The rest of him, well, they can have it 100 percent. I’ll take a little bit of sperm, and not to worry. His balls will make more by the time it arrives home to them. Why am I telling you this? I’m bored. No other reason.

2023-05-17 22:52:10 +0000 UTC View Post

I am that hot Mom that lives next door. Even better, I'm the..

I am that hot Mom that lives next door. Even better, I'm the hot Mom that will suck all the jizz out of your testicles just because. Married, single, divorced, student, whatever...I'm the one your cock want's living next door or at least nearby.

2023-05-17 17:56:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Here's a ton of pics to flip through...my clit is massive be..

Here's a ton of pics to flip through...my clit is massive because it's in a mood, so check them out!

2023-05-17 16:18:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Just hanging out on a Taco Tuesday

2023-05-17 00:06:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Here are some pics that might make your dick drip a little. ..

Here are some pics that might make your dick drip a little. I deem them to be aesthetically pleasing. I went to the beach in this today, and man, did I take some looks that I wanted to kill. Just adults of various ages were present. Don't look if you don't want to, but I'll reward you with a genuine smile if you do. No one ever gets an ugly look from me, no matter their figure. It's of no interest to me. You do you when it comes to clothes - I won't judge. I'm down with whatever you want to wear, even if I'm not. Does that make sense? No, probably not. But it's how I feel about it. I keep my opinions to myself. Seriously. I don't sit around with friends and share wardrobe opinions about random people I don't know. They stay in my head because that's where they belong. Now if some dude came rambling down the beach nude, I might have something to say. If the guy has a 9-inch dick attached to it and a sweet body…what I have to say might be, "cum with me, good sir." Otherwise, I'd watch as the Beach Patrol slaps handcuffs on. Seriously though, don't go nude unless you are at a nude beach. That's protocol…stick with it. Just passing some helpful tips along here. Always put your dildos away. You never know who is going to knock on your door. My neighbor came over to ask me about dog allergies, and he ran into a dining room table with two dildos on them. I washed them. Then I stuck them on the table with the suction cup so they would stand up, not lying around, and get dirty again. So, I plopped them right down, and they were sticking straight up in the air like they should be. I got busy and forgot about them. When I invited him in and saw him staring at them, I knew I had fucked up. I don't care…situations such as these mean nothing to me. I like my dildos. I use them all the time. Sometimes I sit on my recliner and stick them in me just because it makes me feel good. Like a security blanket, so to speak. It just feels comfy with them in me. I'm not embarrassed that I have them. However, they make other people wildly uncomfortable if left out where they can see them. Anyway, when I saw he was super duper freaked out about them, I moved him into the living room and told him how I try to deal with my pit bull's allergies. He never recovered. He's 83. This was all a bit too much for him. So, I showed him the door, but not before he looked back at my dining room table and the two dildos stuck to it. One of them is a 10-inch, so maybe that intimidated him. It is scary looking. I really like that one, though. It takes me about 5 minutes, but if I work at it, I can get it balls-deep in me. I like the way it feels like it's pushing my stomach around. Makes me feel super sexy and womanly. But anyway, so not that my neighbor doesn't already know I have and still dabble in the porn industry, but now he probably thinks I am a sex fiend freak. Which I am, so at least he can take solace in knowing he was right.

2023-05-16 23:13:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Just think the single Mom that lives across the street, she'..

Just think the single Mom that lives across the street, she's 56, hotter than your girlfriend and all she wants to do is take a load of jizz in her guts from your cock. Sounds good to me! I not only like thinking I am that Mom...I actually love being that Mom! So be a motherfucker and pump a baby into me like right now!

2023-05-16 17:51:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Paul jerked off with my head yesterday. He grabbed my head a..

Paul jerked off with my head yesterday. He grabbed my head and used my mouth like it was a toy. I don’t think he remembered it was a live human being he was using to jerk off with. I liked that. I liked that very much. When he came, he shoved his cock down my throat and held it there while his dick jerked and pumped a load of jizz into my stomach. It made me gag, and some of his sperm came out of my nose when I did. I came when that happened. Nobody was touching me, including myself. As soon as I felt his jizz dripping from my nose, I started cumming. Maybe it was because I knew he was watching me. Perhaps it was because he was using my face as an inanimate fuck toy. Whatever it was, it made me cum, and I want to do it again. Anyway, after he dumped his ball slime down my throat, he patted me on the head, thanked me, and said he had to return to his wife and kids. So off he went, leaving me with a runny nose from his cum dripping out of it. Fucking great way to spend an hour or two, if you ask me. Plus, I could smell his cum for the rest of the day, so another added bonus.

2023-05-16 14:07:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Lying around the pool, taking a break 😉💦🍆 Care to join me?

2023-05-14 17:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Not quite appropriate Mothers Day apparel but good for ridin..

Not quite appropriate Mothers Day apparel but good for riding around in the Jeep. Just saying 😉💦🍆

2023-05-14 15:44:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Mother's Day. I say pump me full of jizz and make me a..

Happy Mother's Day. I say pump me full of jizz and make me a mother all over again. What would be an exceptional Mother's Day present? A pussy that is a wrecked cummy disaster, dripping jizz out of me for the rest of the day. I could go for that. I always enjoy being around unsuspecting people after I have been pumped and bred, knowing I have sperm just waiting to leak out of me. It's sexy. Very sexy. I also always liked the idea of being a cheating mom. I spend a lot of time watching that porn where Kendra Lust jerks off her daughter's boyfriend under the table at Thanksgiving. I've seen the video a thousand times, but it never gets old. How I would love to do that in real life. What a Mother's Day present that would be. One time. I fucked a friend of my son's. So there is actually one kid out there that could honestly say, "I fucked your mom." and it would be true. I wonder if that's a good feeling for him. I would think it would be knowing he pumped his balls empty into my body. He also made a video with me where he jizzed in my mouth. It was a good video. Plus, he has a dick. As in 8, maybe 9 inches. It's been years since I've seen him, but I would bend over and let him teach my cunt a lesson or two again. I enjoy bending over for younger guys. It's like I'm submitting to their dick. It just feels right. I like to turn around and look at them right before they slip their cock in my guts and give them that begging pouty look. It's actually something I can't help. I really do get a desperate feeling when I bend over for a guy. Cock has that effect on me. I should have led with the fact that I got bent over and pumped full of sperm repeatedly last night. So, yes, I have a completely wrecked and runny pussy that inconveniently leaves drops of jizz here and there as I work around the house. He fucked me from 10:30 last night till 2 this morning. It was top-notch dick. He is two thumbs up, a 5-star review, and I will order more cock from him ASAP. It was that good. So good, I think I'm in love. 1st date, and boom, my pussy wants him forever. I hate when that happens. It's a hazard. If you can fuck me stupid, I will probably follow you around everywhere, begging to let me marry your dick. It's also annoying. I can't quit thinking about him. It's all sexual. I understand that, but it's like I have to have him. I do hope he is a regular. He could replace Bob because his dick skills are that strong. Bob's dick is bigger and prettier, but this guy has the moves. Bob is also super inconsistent. He leaves me high and dry sometimes for months. But when he fucks me, he fucks me into oblivion. This guy from last night was close, and it was only his first shot at my pussy. Anyway, let me get back to being a typical Mom. Just an ordinary mom with a stretched and wrecked pussy still wet with cum. That's the best kind of mom.

2023-05-14 13:04:39 +0000 UTC View Post

No, I didn't fuck my new trainer yesterday. I did, however, ..

No, I didn't fuck my new trainer yesterday. I did, however, put the head of his cock in my mouth for about 10 seconds before he stopped me. He didn't think it was appropriate. The thing is, from the time I pulled his shorts down, stroked his finger while I was sizing it up and seeing how hard it would get…well…it was all inappropriate. Just the fact that he let me pull his cock out of his shorts was an indicator that we had long ago left any professional, ethical standards in the rear-view mirror. He has his own gym, so he could have locked the door and pumped me like a stack of weights. I would have been A-OK with that. I was hoping I was going to leave bred and bowlegged. Once again…he was married. So what? I already held your dick in my mouth. Who cares if it accidentally slips in my cunt and turns it into a jizz slick cock whore? Certainly not me! So, though, I only got to sample the flavor of his cock for about 10 seconds…I have a "get" together with him tonight. I'm pretty sure his cock will taste the inside of my asshole before the night is over. I'm just saying. I'll let you know. Mother's Day is cumming up. I'm a mom. Yay for me. I got my mom a case of liquor. It seems appropriate, as I am the main reason she drinks, anyway. Someone said, "You look like someone stepped on a goldfish." As an insult. I can't figure it out. But for some reason, it makes me giggle. I don't know why. What do people look like when they step on a goldfish, and how often have you seen that? If you have seen it…why? What kind of person would step on a goldfish? What's a goldfish even doing on the floor? So many questions about this one. Does anyone remember the fantastic-looking guy with the body and the dick who just couldn't keep his sperm in his balls for over 30 seconds? He keeps emailing me. Keeps telling me how he's going to "fuck me so good." I gave him like umpteen chances but every time I touched his dick…jizz popped out immediately. I like jizz. I really do. I just like the workout before the climax as well. If jizz were gold… he'd be my go-to guy. I'd be swimming in jizz and with little to no effort on my part. His chubby short buddy, however, still makes my pussy cream when I think about him. That kid could do things to my vagina…and he wasn't working with much at all. It must suck knowing your buddy can take care of a pussy and you can't. Not my problem, though. Anyway. I'm sending him a get better soon card. Not because he's sick, but because he needs to get better if he plans to show me his dick again.

2023-05-13 20:52:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Now thats a swimsuit with easy access...a girl could get pum..

Now thats a swimsuit with easy access...a girl could get pumped full pretty easy in this 😉💦🍆

2023-05-13 16:27:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Today is new trainer guy day and I could use a slimy gob of ..

Today is new trainer guy day and I could use a slimy gob of sperm slithering down my throat. Nut is like a five-hour energy shot for me. If we ever do get down to screwing, my prediction is it’s going to start with a blowjob. Which works for me. Most of you appreciate I am a serious fan of placing a penis in my mouth. If I have to go home with a tummy full of cum instead of a pile of runny jizz in my innards, I am OK with that. We will get around to pumping that load in my guts eventually once we get past that initial testicle drain. But, who knows, I may end up going home with my bowels stretched and sperm leaking down my legs. However it plays out, I am good with just about any scenario. I will keep you posted on that. My dentist is a decent-looking chick. She is about 35-40. She knows what I do. I am not shy about answering the question “what’s your occupation” on the forms they make you fill out. I like to write “ejaculate target.” She asked me if I wanted my teeth whitened. I said, “sure, but the truth is most guys miss my teeth and hit my chin.” She was quiet for a second. Then she asked me if that was a joke. I said, “I don’t know, was it?” She went on for a minute about whitening teeth and then busted out laughing. I said, “See, you know what I’m talking about, don’t you?” She laughed so hard she had to leave the room. I wonder how many people think “what the fuck?” after talking to me. I didn’t get a discount on the bill in case you were curious. People don’t argue viewpoints of any kind anymore. They scream. I guess whoever is the loudest for the longest is the winner by default. Just something I’ve noticed. Road rage is a complete and utter waste of time. There are folks who treat every offense as an assault on their way of life and would like nothing more than to burn your house down for it. Road rage has zero upside to it. It won’t change the fact someone didn’t use their turn signal. Why am I telling you this? I was in a car that wanted to change lanes but didn’t see the guy beside him. The other driver honked, which he should have, but then honked for the next five minutes as he drove beside us, beat red and yelling things we couldn’t hear. He damn near killed himself and dozens of others, just trying to let us know how displeased he was. In the end, the guy I was driving didn’t think about it 1 minute after we got out of the car. The angry driver didn’t teach us any lessons. It was the opposite. We laughed at him. Had he accepted the apology that was immediately given, we would've thought of him as a stand-up guy. Instead, he is forever a whack job that probably beats his dog. I don’t want to be the whack job that beats his dog. I’m going with “shit happens” from now on.

2023-05-12 14:06:29 +0000 UTC View Post

I watched this weird video today, not the first time I've se..

I watched this weird video today, not the first time I've seen it but I had the urge to watch it again and as it has before, it turned my pussy into a sloppy swamp. Somehow they placed a camera in a girl's vagina, without wires, and proceeded to fuck said vagina with a dick. You can see the enormous head of the penis sliding in, stretching things out, the cum hole opening on the way in, closing on the way out. I'm thinking that shit is what's going on inside of me when I get dicked. How badass is that? Very! Just the way the head pushed her insides around was amazing. I swear I could almost feel it just by watching it! The cum shot was amazing. Watching the sperm plop out and pool up inside of her made me wet as fuck. I wish I could put the camera in my own box and watch just as a guy cums in me so I can see exactly what is happening. The best part was it was thick cum, and you could see it sticking to the roof and sides of her guts and just hanging there. I swear I can feel that when it happens. Then it pooled into a big puddle, and his dick slipped back out. It made me want to grow a dick. It looked so delicious, the way her box hugged and massaged the head of his cock. Her insides were touching every part. It seems like it would be a sensory overload for the owner of the dick. I am going out of my mind wondering what that feels like. Ah fuck, I'm getting myself worked up here. I have to cut it off. I am spending too much time on fantasy-type stuff. I go through spells like that. Indeed, someone will write and ask me if I want to "transition" into being a dude. Absolutely, if I could magically grow a perfect penis with a beautiful set of functioning testicles. Plus, I need to keep my pussy. I'm not giving up my pussy, so we must ensure it all fits symmetrically and looks good. I'm not dumb enough, nor are most people, to think if we want it enough…we will have morning wood or a sloppy pussy when we wake up tomorrow. At least not in my lifetime. Watch. A week after I kick it….they will make a pill that will grow you a perfect penis for a day. Just my luck. I know...I'm pretty scary when it comes to weird sex fantasies. Oh well. It's better than getting high all day long. Actually, I think getting off is my high.

2023-05-11 14:27:25 +0000 UTC View Post

I got pumped, bent over a bed, dress pulled up, balls slappi..

I got pumped, bent over a bed, dress pulled up, balls slapping my clit, cum filling my guts. And I came so hard I drooled. Pretty good start to my humpday, if you were asking. After he pumped me full of his sperm, he pulled out and fucked my mouth until his cock was spit-shined and clean, with no jizz left in it to drip out later. Then he told me to kiss his dick goodbye, zipped up, and left me dripping his sperm down my thighs. Talk about being pumped into a good mood. I am high on life, big time! It should be a law that everyone starts their day like this on Wednesday. It’ll give everyone the motivation they need to finish the week strong. Scrolling through my messages, and I have found some awesome pictures. Yes, they are cock pics, and to be honest, that’s what I’m hoping to find. I enjoy getting the whole body and face to put with the pic, but I get it. Some of you are hesitant to put that stuff out there. However, in 20-plus years, when was the last time you saw me publish a pic of some guy and his dick? Well, you have seen me with a zillion guys sticking their dick in one hole of mine or another, but never just some rando guy holding his dick. I’m not trying to convince you or anything, but I kind of am. I actually like getting the pics and videos. Just like you do. Not so sure why that is so hard to wrap your head around. Call me weird, but it is what it is. What I don’t want you to listen to are the accounts you follow where the chick is posting nudes of herself and basically telling you how much she loves and wants cock. Then she goes on a tirade when some dude sends her precisely what she claims to love, want, and need. Look, if she is that disgusted at seeing a penis…she indeed isn’t dying to get one in her guts. Pretty much anything else she, who is most likely a he pretending to be the she, is suspect and questionable at the very least. I’m just saying. Why would I want to see them? Why the fuck wouldn’t I? It’s a cock. It’s hard. It wants to empty itself inside of me. These are all things I get pretty excited about, in case you haven’t noticed. I know all dicks are not created equal. Neither are tits, ass, and pussies. That’s the best part about them. Sometimes I get a dick pic that makes my heart flutter. Seriously. I get a warm fuzzy feeling just looking at it. Other times, not so much, even so, I want to see them. You know what I mean? Probably not. What am I getting at? Send me pics and videos anytime you damn well feel like it. I will thank you for it.

2023-05-10 17:33:02 +0000 UTC View Post

I emptied a set of balls down my throat late yesterday after..

I emptied a set of balls down my throat late yesterday afternoon. While I was doing it, I took a selfie of myself sucking the head of his dick. I wanted to save that for later. It took me about 20 minutes before his testicles gave up their sperm, and I never took my lips off his cock, so nothing was spilled. I kept his dick in my mouth for at least five minutes after its jizz in me. It was completely soft, and there was no post jizz drip when I released it. I removed every drop of his nut. I was wildly turned on the entire time, especially after he spilled his load in my throat. I wanted to touch myself so badly, but I didn't. It was frustratingly hard. Kneeling in front of him, watching him watch me lick his saggy ball sack and kiss the fat head of his dick was amazing. Most of you will never know the rush and raw desire of what it's like to kneel powerlessly before a man. It's intoxicating. It's addicting. Unless you have ever kneeled in front of a man and worshiped his dick like an obedient slave while he smiles at you knowing he owns you in every way, then you don't know. I can still smell his balls in my mind, and it makes me want to taste them again so badly it almost hurts. It's curious how a smell can make you want a man's cock so bad. I have to cut this short because now I have a second date with him. He is going to breed me. I will put my ass in the air and beg him to do so. I am desperate to cum so anything goes. I will let you know how it turns out. Catch you in a few hours!

2023-05-10 13:35:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Few pics of my outfit I'm wearing as is for my dick-sucking ..

Few pics of my outfit I'm wearing as is for my dick-sucking date, which I am on my way to!

2023-05-09 19:44:38 +0000 UTC View Post

I have a date today, and I won't fuck him. I will suck his c..

I have a date today, and I won't fuck him. I will suck his cock until his testicles deflate completely, and he walks away bowlegged. If his dick survives that and still stiffens up...then we shall fuck tomorrow. He knows none of this, but he's about to find out. I don't want to fuck today. I'm not in the mood. I'm in the mood to be a dirty little cock sucking whore. Just one of those days. I have been thinking about his cock in my mouth since I woke up this morning. That is where it belongs today...in my mouth. I have probably mentioned this before, but there are days when I'm horny as fuck, but the only thing I want to do is suck a penis until the balls are so empty they make slurping sounds. Today is one of those days. Will I get off? Not in front of him. I don't want to. I want to get him off and then go home. Then I will get off, in the comfort of my own bed, still tasting his sperm in the back of my throat. It should be good! So....yes, I did get the job, and I wasn't even asked to tone down the MILF fashion statement. $21 an hour. I made more back in the 90s as a respiratory therapist, but it's not about the money. I'd have done it for $15 an hour. It's about the access to available cock and or pussy, whichever happens, to show up. But I'm not taking the job. Besides being the receptionist, they want me to clean up when I have nothing to do, which would be a lot of the time. Not that I mind cleaning...in my own house...but at 56 yrs old, I'm not cleaning anything for anyone but myself anymore. I have already done that, and if there is one thing that takes the desire to empty a cock in my guts...it's emptying trash cans. Plus, it's hard to dress for dick success when you have to sweep up around the offices. I still need to tell them I'm not taking it, and I'll do that after I'm done sucking the cock I'm about to suck today.

2023-05-09 17:46:19 +0000 UTC View Post

The second part of the video that I promised yesterday! So s..

The second part of the video that I promised yesterday! So some things went wrong here. I don't know if he didn't push the button, but we missed recording an entire fuck scene. I guess he just didn't push the button hard enough. I know...what the fuck, right! Well, it happens, and it is what it is, but I got some other good stuff. So check it out and let me know! Some of you are going to complain about the missing scene, but this is what happens when you see unplanned actual sex. The camera doesn't take preference....the sex does. If this were part of the big fake 2...those being content/collaboration, I'd be mad at him. But I don't do the big fake 2, so all I can say is we will try and do better. Hopefully, several times this week!

2023-05-09 13:20:51 +0000 UTC View Post

There is a second part to this video, which features a dick ..

There is a second part to this video, which features a dick inside me. This is the first part. There is no dick inside of me, which you will obviously conclude by the end of it. I will try and get the second part up tonight but if not, in the morning. So check this one out. It goes in line with my job interview right after making this video. I got behind and was late because, as I said, I ended up with a dick inside of me, and one thing led to another, and I ran behind. I had a job interview in this outfit and wanted to get this up before I went, but I didn't. I wasn't going to make the second part, but the camera guy had a hard-on, and after a bit, it was too much to ignore. These things happen. So check it out and let me know what you think. Did I get the job? Probably not. I was late, way overdressed, as in underdressed, and though the guy who got me the interview is good friends with the owner, I may be a bit more than they expected. I would have been told immediately if I were to get the job. It was for a sports apparel outfit. The only reason I wanted the job was for co-worker sex. Or client-employee sex. I'm open to that as well. I have been thinking about that a lot lately, and I do so miss sucking dick under the desk. I find myself seeking porn where hot chicks blow dudes in the office and then rub one out to it. Anyway, let me get all settled in, and I will see about getting part 2 up!

2023-05-08 21:36:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Few pics to start the day. Anway, I have sucked more dick at..

Few pics to start the day. Anway, I have sucked more dick at work than I ever did in front of the camera. Why? Because the thought of putting a co-worker's dick in my mouth sounded so good, I couldn't help myself. I wasn't disappointed. Sucking a dick in the breakroom, warehouse, and conference room was always more than amazing. And yes, I have been fired for it multiple times. I knew I shouldn't be drinking jizz when I was on the clock. That was on me. I chose to stick the cock in my throat, knowing full well of the possible consequences. That was part of the thrill. Was I embarrassed when co-workers found out? Never. In fact, that just turned me on more, and I ended up sucking even more cock at work. Where am I going with this? I just read about the women police officers who, in unrelated cases, each were fired for basically sucking cock at work. Good for you. You had fun and got caught, but you knew the rules, and shit happens. But now, these chicks say they were groomed, coerced, and pressured. Bullshit. Go fuck yourself. You wanted to put the dick in your mouth and all your other holes, or you wouldn't have done it. Don't give me this shit. "I was pressured." Bullshit. You didn't say anything about it until you were caught and fired. In fact, you sucked multiple cocks, which is what got you caught. You got greedy for dick. Don't feel bad about it. I did the same thing. I couldn't just stop at one, either. It's hard to stop once you start. It was all I could think about when I was at work. So I would get another job when I got fired. It wasn't hard. By the end of my career, I was running an entire location. I was still sucking employee dick until my last week before I retired and started porn. My point is I knew the rules, and even though the guys who eventually ended up feeding me their sperm thought they were hunting me, it was I who was hunting them. When I got caught, I got caught. I didn't blame the guys, and as far as I know, they suffered the same consequences I did when it was warranted. I even tried to save a few of their jobs by telling the boss it was me who pressured them, and often it was. But how easy is it for women to say they were pressured these days? To easy. I find it disgusting when I hear all these women shit bags saying they were coerced, pressured, or tricked into having sex. Go fuck yourself cunt. You slipped a dick in your throat, sucked the jizz out of the testicles, and you did it willingly. "But he said I would lose my job if I didn't!" Good for you. There's your lawsuit. Sue the snot out of him. Fight it out; maybe you will win, and perhaps you won't, but even if you lose, you still win. But just because you got to flirting and ended with a bellyful of ball slime doesn't give you the right to blame him when you got caught by your boss, boyfriend, or husband. That shit makes me angry. I'm just saying. Nobody takes any responsibility for anything anymore. It's always someone else's fault.

2023-05-08 14:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Hope everyone is having a great Sunday. I won't be around mu..

Hope everyone is having a great Sunday. I won't be around much today so here is a little tease to hold you over until tomorrow😜

2023-05-07 18:42:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Last night's Tinder date is asking me about eating his jizz...

Last night's Tinder date is asking me about eating his jizz. He gagged when I licked up his chunky ball slime last night. Now he wants to talk about it. That's how guys go. They get freaked out about something, but after it sinks in, they start to think, "Maybe that wasn't all that bad." Talked to my Tinder date. Evan...don't know if that is spelled right...has been texting with me. Sent me a link to a video of a girl deepthroating a cock while its balls empty themselves down her throat. I call that a "throat pie." I like throat pies. You can't taste the cum, but you can feel the warm jizz slime its way down into your belly. But to accomplish all of that, you have to be able to get the cock down balls deep and not gag. Especially when the sperm starts pumping. You just have to let it slide down. It's worth the effort. At least, it is for me. Guys seem to be on the fence. Most want me to put the head in my mouth and suck it empty that way. But take Scott, he isn't all that much into blowjobs, but if I offer a throat pie...he is all about it. Anyway, I'm off track. Evan is sending me porn of a dick cumming in a girl's mouth. He may cum around after all! Got a couple of requests to write about specific fetishes and scenarios. I appreciate the requests. I do. But, and there is always a "but," I would have to make that up. I'm not good at that, and honestly, it would take the fun out of it. I like recounting things I have experienced in my life. All of it, and As fans of Clint Eastwood would say the good, bad, and the ugly. I do get complaints when I tell you about some of the stuff that doesn't go in perfect order with a well-written porn script. I remember this comment a while back "What dumb fuck thinks we want to hear about a guy with a soft dick who can't get it up?" That isn't his exact words, but I"m sure it's close enough. I guess he was an editor at Penthouse Letters back in the day. Did you ever read Penthouse Letters? I subscribed to that fucker. I loved it. I used to read it when I wasn't even of age. I got myself off more times with a copy of Penthouse Letters in one hand and my fingers and a vibrator working furiously with the other. I'm super mentally oriented when it cums to sex. I focus on certain obscure things. Like constantly referring to a man's cock as a separate entity. Kind of like this. "I think the cock would be happy to play today... let's take it out and see how it feels about that." I can see that look in some dude's eyes....wondering if I'm a few fries short of a happy meal. I know it's odd and drives guys nuts, but if they start doing it...I'm theirs forever. I don't know what it is about separating the dick from the guy like they are two different beings, but whatever it is...it turns my cunt into a slip-and-slide. That all started from reading Penthouse Letters. I'm sure some shrink would be dying to tell me their diagnosis, but I don't want to know, and I certainly don't want to treat it. I like it just the way it is! @virgogemini12020

2023-05-07 14:06:09 +0000 UTC View Post

The weather never really panned out today, so you get stuck ..

The weather never really panned out today, so you get stuck with these pics. I was planning on doing some stuff outdoors today, but between the wind and rain...didn't happen. Such is life. I picked this outfit to attract some dudes, which didn't happen specifically, so I figured let's not let it go to complete waste and took some pics in it. No edits, no filters, none of that goofy, creepy, weird stuff. Just me in my 56 yr old oversexed granny body!

2023-05-06 23:53:23 +0000 UTC View Post

This video reminded me of my Tinder date last night. Sperm i..

This video reminded me of my Tinder date last night. Sperm in the windpipe is a dirty little trick. Anyway, I stroked him off in his car and ate his jizz. I even licked the spillover cum off his pants. He actually gagged when I did that. He apologized profusely for it. Said he never had a girl eat his sperm in front of him. Not that he could see. He said he had one girl who swallowed his nut, but his dick was in her mouth at the time, and nothing spilled out, so he didn't actually see it. I guess wiping the sperm rope from my chin into my mouth was a bit much for him. I asked him if he watched porn, and he said he did, but he focused mainly on anal scenes. I asked him about emptying his testicles in a girl's asshole...if that turned him on? He said yes. I asked him if he had ever watched the jizz leak out of a girl's asshole, and he said no, he didn't like that. It's at this point I'm thinking we aren't going to get along with each other that well. If I google porn, one of my first go-to genres is anal creampie compilations. I like watching the jizz pour out of some chick's stretched asshole, thinking it's mine. I like knowing that some guy turned me on enough that I wanted him to bend me over, stretch my colon out with his cock and empty his testicles in my ass. There is something about the mental image of me bent over for a guy stretching my ass cheeks wide for him and begging him to destroy my asshole. I'm turning myself on thinking about it. However...I'm thinking this guy may not get so hot and bothered by all the above. He might gag again. I could be wrong. I have been grossed out by things only to find out I can't stop thinking about them until I do them and find out...I love them. Anal sex is one of those things. But getting a dick in my ass started long before the internet even existed, so I had to use my imagination and do test runs with my fingers and whatever else I could find that would work as a toy. Convincing a guy back then...even harder. Keeping a guy from cumming before he got the head of his dick in my ass...damn near impossible. But I got it done, and over time I found if appropriately done...boom, better than straight sex. But I have to be in the mood for it. Anyway, I was somewhat impressed with the guy last night. Hopefully, he will want more of me. I'd certainly like to get more of him inside of me. I'll let you know.

2023-05-06 16:08:25 +0000 UTC View Post

So, tonight is the night. I have a new Tinder date lined up...

So, tonight is the night. I have a new Tinder date lined up. He's 28, tall, and fit, and his dick pics look like he's got some punch in his pecker. Let's hope his dick can knock me cold. I wish I had more to tell you, but I have either been stood up, had a failure to perform, or had a minute man fuck this week. So not much in the way of anyone fucking me stupid. I need this guy to fuck my cunt until I'm drooling and incoherent and obedient to his every command. That's the mood I'm in. Hopefully, by the end of the night, I'll be fucked brain-dead and wandering around, drooling jizz out of my holes at Denny's. That will change a girl's mood. I'm just saying.

2023-05-05 19:29:38 +0000 UTC View Post