Excuse me, I'd like to make a toast. *clink, clink, glass breaks* Happy one month my loves. Here's to Larry David, random apple eating, and the occasional bikini picture to keep it interesting. Now that I'm unemployed and have a vertical pole to install (and a horizontal pole but you don't care about that) things will get a little more...random? interesting? I don't know but definitely be there. If there's a food you want to see me eat, hit a bitch up (bada ba, bada ba) and I'll post it but until then!
doctor can you take a look at my,
Baby Knees
2022-09-23 14:13:05 +0000 UTC
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Tomorrow is my monthiversary with OnlyFans, don't fret there's still plenty of time to get me a gift. Don't know what to get me? I like post-it notes and half eaten bananas, that should be a good jumping off point for you.
Apples and Bananas,
Baby Knees
2022-09-22 23:25:00 +0000 UTC
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Happy Wednesday. Getting to messages now and posting a sexy little Larry David later in the week. ALSO need to put up my vertical pole on live. Stay Tuned for more Baby Knees.
2022-09-21 18:44:59 +0000 UTC
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*Me anytime I eat an apple, twerk in the mirror, or do a jumping jack*
Me: wait....I could sell this........Naaaah haha.....maybe though. Nancy get my phone.
2022-09-21 03:12:58 +0000 UTC
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What's your biggest fear and what's your biggest kink? Real or fake, Momma wants to know. It's for science. Drop in the comments or message me. This is, Baby Knees, by the way. No the one on TikTok...no the other one. The one with the glasses....people find me attractive but they're not sure why. Yeah that one, anyway send it.
2022-09-21 03:09:21 +0000 UTC
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No we can't take your friend home, there's no room on mommy's moped.
This is from a while ago when i was in Miami. Idk if you guys like seeing B.B.K. (Before Baby Knees) pictures, but as you can see without you guys...I'm really not that cool.
Forever yours, and yours, and yours,
Baby Knees
2022-09-19 22:36:29 +0000 UTC
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Wanna save money on therapy...by not going to therapy? Send me your vent sesh, send me your problems, your DEEPEST darkest secret. Mama wants to know what's going on. Can't promise I'll have anything useful to say, and I might leave you on read, but HEY I'm here and I care ;)
2022-09-19 13:01:35 +0000 UTC
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Sending out 2 ppvs today. One is going to be my favorite nude the other is going to be me fully clothed in a cowboy hat. BOTH are going to be equally disappointing ;)
welcome to the edging experience,
Baby Knees
2022-09-18 20:24:49 +0000 UTC
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I need to put up my vertical pole in my living room. Debating on whether to do a live or film, edit and post it. What do the babies want?
2022-09-18 19:58:02 +0000 UTC
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Honey I crisped the kids....no that doesn't work.
🍎 HAPPY NATIONAL APPLE EATING DAY 🍏
Grab your apples and get to eating. Whether you're a jazz, gala, or fuji type bitch it doesn't matter. If you need help starting the apple (first bite is the hardest) send it to me, Baby Knees, and I'll bite it and ship it right back. Why? Because I care. Anyway, hope the disappointment is still to everyone's liking. Drop your apple puns in the comments, Momma wants to laugh today.
Save an asshole, eat an apple,
Baby Knees
2022-09-17 15:52:51 +0000 UTC
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September 17th is International Eat an Apple day....some food for thought
2022-09-15 20:02:31 +0000 UTC
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Nancy Update: dropped her off at the animal hospital this morning, picked her up an hour ago. Her paw HEAVILY improved from two days ago. It went from being the size and color of a purple ping pong ball to a light pink gobstopper, so they're holding off on doing the procedure to see if it just heals on its own with the medicine they gave her. I appreciate the love and the messages you guys sent :) I thought I was the only bitch you were here for but clearly nancy has dug a tiny little hole in your hearts ;)
love ya,
Baby Knees and Nancy Nunu
2022-09-15 18:08:41 +0000 UTC
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This took 2 takes if you can believe it. And this was the better take - in my opinion - if you can believe THAT. And since we're on the if-you-can-believe-that train, your dad is going to give you a call tomorrow to tell you he's proud of where you're at in life, and that he's marrying a beautiful lady named Baby Knees, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT.
Anyway, enjoy this softcore teacher interaction. If you want to turn it into a game, drink every time I say extra credit. You're welcome.
With pure and utter disgust,
Miss Knees
2022-09-15 13:02:01 +0000 UTC
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Nancy's back from the vet and is being put under thursday to get out what's stuck in her paw. Not to get all flaccid on you guys but normally I would be losing hair over how to pay for something like that. Not this time since I have you lovely, interesting people helping a dumb bitch out <3 so um....thanks...or whatever. Okay, back to being a sassy mom, teacher, therapist, Larry David type bitch.
love ya,
Baby Knees
2022-09-13 23:38:19 +0000 UTC
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The new ppv isn't feet pics, I see the confusion. I was just joking that my toes make a brief appearance, see it's funny...now that you know it's a joke. The ppv is mirror pics from my vacation.
Much love,
Baby Knees
2022-09-12 22:11:45 +0000 UTC
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Act like you know
2022-09-11 03:58:15 +0000 UTC
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ignore the messy room IGNORE IT and just focus on the kneeeeees ;) thaaaat's right. Keep looking at em, you've earned it. Serving substitute teacher realness. That should be my next job when all of you jump off this sexy sinking ship.
2022-09-09 21:41:04 +0000 UTC
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Sooooooooo a lot of my message exchanges with people were deleted so anyone that said some weird shit, you have a fresh start. Make Mommy proud
2022-09-09 18:39:02 +0000 UTC
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Don't hit me up for feet pics if you're not paying $10 per toe, per picture. You want 1 pic but 10 piggies? hundred dollars. No negotiation. These piggies are busted from years of kicking shit for fun. I'm not just showing them to any average joe with a digital 5 dollar bill. Mouth pics are $3, get em while they're hot.
2022-09-09 14:02:55 +0000 UTC
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I was going to post a cuter pic today (cuter than this if you can even imagine that) but then I was like "I don't want to post this pic and have them thinking it's because I was shamed into it" then I thought "But I don't want to not post a pic because I'm afraid people would think I'm posting it due to the small amounts of peer pressure I've been getting from these tiny tiny men" and THEN I was like "Wait I don't think that last thought made any sense" so here we are. I know most of you have been vocal about being along for the ride, but I am intending to post at least two medias a week on here going forward. Still learning, still kicking, still baby kneesing it up. I am however very honored that my account was put on a brief hold, any acknowledgement of my existence from the OnlyFans Board is nothing short of a compliment. Most of you have probably quit reading at this point so
beep bop badoop doop,
Baby Knees
2022-09-08 23:15:05 +0000 UTC
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Ugh I wish I had more ideas for content, all I have is crisco and a vertical pole.....wait a damn minute. I'll be right back
2022-09-08 14:01:10 +0000 UTC
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Going to start screenshotting some of the messages I get on here and posting them to twitter. Unlike my tiktoks I'm going to keep it anonymous, so if you want to send some weird funny shit, now is your moment.
2022-09-07 14:03:34 +0000 UTC
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I know there's been a lot of anticipation for this apple eating video *crickets chirping* but rest assured that the wait will be over soon. It's September and for some reason that makes me think of apples, so what type of apple should I *CHOMP* into? Wrong answers are welcome
2022-09-06 14:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Happy Labor Day little babies. Hope you're partying or doing nothing, either way *PAUSE* you deserve it.
FYI it's a weed juul, it's blue AND it's got a backwoods grape sticker on it so yeah I'm cool...in case you were wondering.
Double FYI all my friends and I have wet mouths, that's what you're hearing. Enjoy.
2022-09-05 14:02:04 +0000 UTC
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For any new subscribers, I hope that the disappointment one click away has lived up to your expectations. Your expectations being....disappointment. Anyways welcome to the family. Bathroom is two doors down on the left and when you flush just double check that everything went down. Spoiler alert, it probably didn't.
P.S. DM me if you didn't get the ppv from yesterday
2022-09-04 14:02:52 +0000 UTC
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The curls are back in town, the CURLS are back in town. Back from my little getaway, will reply to messages later :) Trying to figure out what to post for labor day weekend. Anyone got any ideas?
2022-09-02 17:54:28 +0000 UTC
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Going out of town for a few days my little babies, so I'll be mia on here until the 1st or 2nd. send me a cute message and some even cuter money ha....jk.....unless
2022-08-30 13:27:16 +0000 UTC
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The people voted and decided.....corn,
Yeah I eat corn but don't call me corny
I don't make porn why these boys so horny?
Baby Knees prehaircut and mid fucking up some street corn. For anyone confused that's corn you find on the street. If you want to find some of your own it takes two things, divine timing and throwing the 5 second rule out the window of a moving car.
2022-08-30 13:25:32 +0000 UTC
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Just now seeing theres a poll option. So ppv apple video or post pic of eating corn? Come on TIME IS RUNNING OUT
2022-08-30 04:18:39 +0000 UTC
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Got milk?
2022-08-27 16:14:19 +0000 UTC
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