savannahsolo

You didn't think I'd forget to post the follow-up to the FAQ..

You didn't think I'd forget to post the follow-up to the FAQ, did you? 😉

(It would be completely reasonable if you did. We all know I can't remember shit for shit. 🥴)

Y’all haven’t even been informed of @purplehairedgf’s specta..

Y’all haven’t even been informed of @purplehairedgf’s spectacular ass 😩 here are some cute silly pics 🥹 we’ve been at a week long family holiday gathering and I think we’re both ready to go home so we can have loud sex again 🥴

I’ve been really surprised by the amount of requests for Loc..

I’ve been really surprised by the amount of requests for Locked Tomb content since me and @purplehairedgf finished our cosplays, so I wanted to ask the audience which cosplays they’d like for us to shoot in first! Full disclosure, I am absolutely sloshed in the first pic 😂 we didn’t get any fancy pics taken in these so you’ll have to just trust me that the costumes are good 😂

So sweet helping me edit my video 🥰 @purplehairedgf

So sweet helping me edit my video 🥰 @purplehairedgf

Alex can explore my dungeon any time 🥴 new Falin and Marcill..

Alex can explore my dungeon any time 🥴 new Falin and Marcille photoshoot with @sassyserpents coming soon to an Onlyfans near you 😩💕

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE, EVERYONE! My Christmas Eve post was ori..

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE, EVERYONE! My Christmas Eve post was originally going to be sexy Hermey the Elf content, but he had a route canal to perform tonight on the Island of Misfit Toys and sadly couldn't make it. But there's always next year! But god damn these pics of me and @sassyserpents are cute.

Stream started at 12/24/2024 02:02 am MERRY CHRYSLER W/ @PU..

Stream started at 12/24/2024 02:02 am

MERRY CHRYSLER W/ @PURPLEHAIREDGF

STREAM NOW STARTS AT 8PM CST, sorry for the inconvenience! I..

STREAM NOW STARTS AT 8PM CST, sorry for the inconvenience! I’m Angel Tree shopping for a couple of little kiddos and I’m caught up picking out the perfect nerf guns! But me and @purplehairedgf will be there at 8! :D

At last, I have reunited with my true love @sassyserpents 🥹

At last, I have reunited with my true love @sassyserpents 🥹

Leaving for Holiday Matsuri tomorrow! I’m hoping I’ll have m..

Leaving for Holiday Matsuri tomorrow! I’m hoping I’ll have my new FAQ video up then 🥰

CHRISTMAS EVE-EVE STREAM - 23rd @ 7pm CSTFeaturing @purpleha..

CHRISTMAS EVE-EVE STREAM - 23rd @ 7pm CST
Featuring @purplehairedgf! There will be fun and reindeer games. :)

Not a sexy post, but ME AND @purplehairedgf GOT ENGAGED

Not a sexy post, but ME AND @purplehairedgf GOT ENGAGED

Finished filming the new FAQ video and idk if you can tell b..

Finished filming the new FAQ video and idk if you can tell but I had a great time 🤠👍

Jumpscare on 3rd slide 🥴

Jumpscare on 3rd slide 🥴

Putting the “chest” in 🎵 chestnuts roasting on an open fiiii..

Putting the “chest” in 🎵 chestnuts roasting on an open fiiiire🎵🎅

Why have Apple Cider when you could have DICKIN CIDER AYOOOO..

Why have Apple Cider when you could have DICKIN CIDER AYOOOOOO

Boy howdy it’s been a crazy week. Entertained extended famil..

Boy howdy it’s been a crazy week. Entertained extended family, skinny dipped a lot, my dog died (not Ymir, family dog and he was very old), gained 5 pounds drinking Hot Chocolate (it was worth it), gave my grandma weed, decorated for Christmas, etc, etc, the normal stuff. But I’m doing alright!! I have an absolutely stacked idea list for this Christmas season.

This whole past year I’ve taken it easy on work and tried to give myself time to live my life and not think 24/7 about work, and the reset it has done on my brain has been spectacular. I am so excited to film the absolutely idiotic bullshit me and @purplehairedgf have cooked up. I really hope I make my way through the whole list this month, because I had to table my Thanksgiving shoot due to aforementioned dog death and that was a real bummer because it was going to be very dumb 😩 Why am I saying all this? You’re probably just trying to jerk off and I’m telling you my dog died??? Sorry if you’re new here I swear to god I don’t Debbie Downer all my porn 💀 ANYWAY LOVE YA

I should never be allowed to touch a dick @purplehairedgf

I should never be allowed to touch a dick @purplehairedgf

I’m getting my damn money’s worth out of my gif maker subscr..

I’m getting my damn money’s worth out of my gif maker subscription!! Also, everyone always asks for titty fucking content and I always forget to make it, so here you go 🙌

Warmup stretches 🏋🏼‍♀️

Warmup stretches 🏋🏼‍♀️

Awoogaaaaa

Awoogaaaaa

The titty fairy hath come

The titty fairy hath come

This is not a sexy post, just a cute lil life update that I ..

This is not a sexy post, just a cute lil life update that I spent the last 3 weeks moving @purplehairedgf in with me so we don’t have 10 hours separating us all the time anymore 🥰

Thanksgiving is RAPIDLY approaching and I don’t know what th..

Thanksgiving is RAPIDLY approaching and I don’t know what the hell to do for this year’s dumb Thanksgiving photoshoot! Help!! Please give me ideas, my brain is dry!

Follow me into the forest, there are no tears about politics..

Follow me into the forest, there are no tears about politics in the forest, just fairy titties

Something about bad photoshop is so fucking funny to me 😂 HA..

Something about bad photoshop is so fucking funny to me 😂 HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY, enjoy these 2020 Velma pics!! I'm also sending out a Re-Run of my old Velma clip tonight for anyone who wants that!! 🎃

I’m a lil mushroom fairy 🥹🍄🧚‍♀️

I’m a lil mushroom fairy 🥹🍄🧚‍♀️

takin nudes in the MacBook photobooth 🥴 ft. @purplehairedgf'..

takin nudes in the MacBook photobooth 🥴 ft. @purplehairedgf's arm

Eheheheh more sprinkles

Eheheheh more sprinkles

I’m so sorry I’m backed up on messages at the moment!! I’m w..

I’m so sorry I’m backed up on messages at the moment!! I’m wading through them all, it’s just been a crazy crazy week!! @purplehairedgf and I had an incredible time at New York Comic Con and adored getting to see some of your lovely faces 🥹💕