I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn'..
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any
2024-03-05 00:00:41 +0000 UTC View Post
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A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs..
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
2024-03-04 23:00:50 +0000 UTC View PostSnow White was in the bathtub, feeling sleepy. Then he got ..
Snow White was in the bathtub, feeling sleepy. Then he got out, so she felt Dopey instead.
2024-03-04 22:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostThis robe makes me feel like a rich widow
This robe makes me feel like a rich widow
2024-03-04 21:21:08 +0000 UTC View PostIf life gives you melons. You're well endowed.
If life gives you melons. You're well endowed.
2024-03-04 21:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostWill glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen
2024-03-04 20:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
2024-03-04 19:00:50 +0000 UTC View PostI Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says..
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
2024-03-04 18:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
2024-03-04 17:02:09 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to candy Mountain Charlie ⛰️
Welcome to candy Mountain Charlie ⛰️
2024-03-04 15:12:20 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card..
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
2024-03-04 04:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostGive this post a tip to make my Day extra special! I've cura..
Give this post a tip to make my Day extra special! I've curated special bundles just for you. Brace yourself for a delightful treat! 🖤
2024-03-04 03:34:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhy didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
2024-03-04 00:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
2024-03-03 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? K..
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup.
2024-03-03 21:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re ..
Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
2024-03-03 20:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great di..
What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me.
2024-03-03 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
2024-03-03 18:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostIrish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
2024-03-03 17:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostKnock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm only ..
Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm only joking!
2024-03-03 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do pirates get their hooks? Secondhand stores.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Secondhand stores.
2024-03-03 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on..
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
2024-03-03 08:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostBend over and grab your ankles 😈
Bend over and grab your ankles 😈
2024-03-03 05:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
***Useless Butt Fact Of The Day:*** The gluteus maximus is ..
***Useless Butt Fact Of The Day:*** The gluteus maximus is the largest, most powerful muscle to work against gravity
2024-03-03 00:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a compl..
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a complex complex complex.
2024-03-02 23:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostChinese takeaway – £27.50. Petrol to get there – £3.25. Gett..
Chinese takeaway – £27.50. Petrol to get there – £3.25. Getting home then realising they didn’t give you one of the containers – riceless.
2024-03-02 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post