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What does a cow use to do math? A cow-culator

2024-03-22 21:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post

What did the duck say when it bought chapstick? “Put it on..

What did the duck say when it bought chapstick? “Put it on my bill!”

2024-03-22 20:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post

How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.

2024-03-22 19:00:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the w..

Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.

2024-03-22 18:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!

2024-03-22 17:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the roa..

Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the road? Me neither, I couldn’t follow it.

2024-03-22 16:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 ..

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles.

2024-03-22 15:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes!..

I'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes! 😏🧞‍♀️ https://onlyfans.com/599877786/emmahircine

2024-03-22 14:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you call an illegally parked frog? A toad.

2024-03-22 11:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post

How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.

2024-03-22 07:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post

I've got the moves like Jagger... or at least I try... 💃 🕺 ..

I've got the moves like Jagger... or at least I try... 💃 🕺 https://onlyfans.com/599900183/emmahircine

2024-03-22 06:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Run out of check related puns

2024-03-21 10:36:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Sorry I'm a little bloated today, I ate a packet of mozzarel..

Sorry I'm a little bloated today, I ate a packet of mozzarella out the fridge cos it was gonna go out of date and I didn't want to waste the cows efforts to make it.

2024-03-21 02:32:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Would you check in on me?

2024-03-20 21:58:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Aaaand the pussy clones have been won! Thank you to everyone..

Aaaand the pussy clones have been won! Thank you to everyone taking part. I will order some more and do a live spin thing for it at some point.

2024-03-20 17:56:54 +0000 UTC View Post

🖤💓PINK OR BLACK?💓🖤 🖤WIN an hours worth of content 💓 WIN a 3..

🖤💓PINK OR BLACK?💓🖤 🖤WIN an hours worth of content 💓 WIN a 3 minute mini custom with your name

2024-03-20 17:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post

New stuff over at @hircinesplayroom 🫡

2024-03-20 17:42:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Let's see where the wheel of whoretune takes you! 💖💖

2024-03-19 22:05:20 +0000 UTC View Post

If you like glasses and JOI this ones for you!

2024-03-19 18:12:40 +0000 UTC View Post

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of..

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

2024-03-18 21:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Afternoon my little fruit bats 🦇

2024-03-17 13:47:42 +0000 UTC View Post

I thought Made in Abyss season 1 was weird (still watched it..

I thought Made in Abyss season 1 was weird (still watched it), but holy fuckballs did season 2 get weirder

2024-03-17 00:27:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Just getting ready

2024-03-16 21:24:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery

2024-03-16 21:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Now that's a good time 🌃

2024-03-16 20:30:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Just browsing the Web 🕸

2024-03-16 20:11:20 +0000 UTC View Post

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