I was going to tell a carpentry joke but I couldn’t find any..
I was going to tell a carpentry joke but I couldn’t find any that woodwork.
2024-05-22 20:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2024-05-22 19:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostPlagiarism: Getting into trouble for something you didn’t do..
Plagiarism: Getting into trouble for something you didn’t do.
2024-05-22 18:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostBravely killed a bug at home. Then realized it was a piece o..
Bravely killed a bug at home. Then realized it was a piece of lint.
2024-05-22 17:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how muc..
It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes.
2024-05-22 16:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen.
What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen.
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2024-05-22 14:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostEngineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, t..
Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, they can make buses and trains run on thyme.
2024-05-22 11:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostIf you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it m..
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you? An iWitness.
2024-05-21 18:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
2024-05-21 17:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
2024-05-21 16:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhich state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
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2024-05-21 14:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on man..
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
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2024-05-21 08:59:53 +0000 UTC View PostWhen does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent..
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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2024-05-21 04:22:47 +0000 UTC View PostI wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
2024-05-21 03:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostThis Good Doggo has a few tricks she wants you to see 🐶 htt..
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2024-05-21 00:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostDon't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
2024-05-20 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostSpring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
2024-05-20 22:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
2024-05-20 21:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad...
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.
2024-05-20 20:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little chees..
I wanted to tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
2024-05-20 19:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostI once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I c..
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
2024-05-20 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf I refuse to take a nap foes that mean I'm resisting a res..
If I refuse to take a nap foes that mean I'm resisting a rest?
2024-05-20 17:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostShout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.
2024-05-20 16:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostThat car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.
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