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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It wa..

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, b..

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?I heard it was..

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

I heard it was good but it had no atmosphere.

What did the beach say as the tide came in?Long time, no sea..

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over.

Did you hear about the boy who tried to catch fog?He mist.

Did you hear about the boy who tried to catch fog?

He mist.

Why did the tomato blush?Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did the tomato blush?Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Me: What's the name of those creatures in the movie Gremlins..

Me: What's the name of those creatures in the movie Gremlins?

Person soon to be annoyed: Gremlins...

Me: Yes, Gremlins, what are the little creatures called?

Annoyed person: gremlins

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Man at funeral: It's a hole in the ground you can get water from.

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- Manuel, is your car automatic?

- I'ts manual

- Oh, I'm sorry. Manual, is your car automatic?

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I’m reading a horror story in Braille, something bad is going to happen... I can feel it.

I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, "Tha..

I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, "That's a big rock!"

"Boulder," he replied. So I puffed out my chest and shouted: “Look at that enormous rock over there!”

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A priest and a rabbit walk into a blooood clinic.The priest ..

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What's the surname of that Austrian racing driver?

Lauda?

WHAT'S THE SURNAME OF THAT AUSTRIAN RACING DRIVER?

A man finds a penguin at his doorstep. His friends tell him ..

A man finds a penguin at his doorstep. His friends tell him to take it to the zoo. Later that day, they see him walking down the street while still carrying the penguin. They ask him "Weren't you gonna take it to the zoo?" and the man says "I did, now I'm taking it to the movies!"