You can co-op with me any night.
You can co-op with me any night.
2023-08-31 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some grea..
Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some great booty.
2023-08-31 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Boy, I'd share a paopu with you any day.
Boy, I'd share a paopu with you any day.
2023-08-31 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostBoy, you must have drank a Potion of Ultimate Stamina, cause..
Boy, you must have drank a Potion of Ultimate Stamina, cause you've been running through my minds all day.
2023-08-31 06:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I had some good lotr pickup lines, but all the good o..
I wish I had some good lotr pickup lines, but all the good ones Aragorn.
2023-08-31 05:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in t..
If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category
2023-08-31 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.
I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.
2023-08-31 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.
You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.
2023-08-31 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetic..
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
2023-08-31 01:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, you just turned my bronze into iron.
Baby, you just turned my bronze into iron.
2023-08-31 00:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a crafty dancer's favorite hobby? Cutting a rug.
What's a crafty dancer's favorite hobby? Cutting a rug.
2023-08-30 23:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my ..
Baby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my feet.
2023-08-30 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostOh no, I failed my saving throw against your charm!
Oh no, I failed my saving throw against your charm!
2023-08-30 20:43:48 +0000 UTC View Post***HEY THERE SPACE COWBOY*** 🪐 roll the D12 dice & win a **..
***HEY THERE SPACE COWBOY*** 🪐 roll the D12 dice & win a **huge content bundle** 🍌 each space a different bundle, duplicate rolls will be re-rolled *10 rolls max, each roll begins from 🕹START🕹*
2023-08-30 20:35:31 +0000 UTC View PostAre you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.
Are you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.
2023-08-30 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you like maths? Add you and me, subtract our clothes, div..
Do you like maths? Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply.
2023-08-30 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostMy Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and nig..
My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.
2023-08-30 10:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAre you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real!
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real!
2023-08-30 06:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s..
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
2023-08-30 05:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostBefore I can show you the force, you must bend over and show..
Before I can show you the force, you must bend over and show me your dark side.
2023-08-30 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostAre you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious!
Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious!
2023-08-30 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? M..
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
2023-08-30 02:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostMy love for you is as strong as Vibranium.
My love for you is as strong as Vibranium.
2023-08-30 01:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThere are a lot of Magicarp in the sea, but I'm looking for ..
There are a lot of Magicarp in the sea, but I'm looking for a Gyarados
2023-08-30 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI better have full health bar because I cannot survive the f..
I better have full health bar because I cannot survive the fall damage from falling for you.
2023-08-29 23:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostLet me be your integral so I can be the area under your curv..
Let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.
2023-08-29 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.
I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.
2023-08-29 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post