With my superior IQ and your majestic body, we could yield a..
With my superior IQ and your majestic body, we could yield a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the world.
2023-10-04 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWith my superior IQ and your majestic body, we could yield a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the world.
2023-10-04 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSPIN to win a fabulous goodies 🤪 1 spin for $10 2 for $15 Take home your messy prizes 🖤
2023-10-04 02:17:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do pirates buy hooks? The second hand store.
2023-10-04 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHow many COD points does it take to unlock you?
2023-10-04 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostIs that an arrow in your knee, or are you just happy to see me?
2023-10-03 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be anemo because your beauty blows me away
2023-10-03 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a hydro because your beauty drowns me.
2023-10-03 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI'll never want to re-roll you in my life.
2023-10-03 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostBoy, you made my wish come true when I rolled you.
2023-10-03 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe waiter asked if I wanted a box for my leftovers, but I told him I’m not into fighting.
2023-10-03 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
2023-10-03 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you like things hot. I’m a Py-Romancer.
2023-10-03 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAre you out of stamina? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
2023-10-03 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI had a dream about being a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
2023-10-03 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou can summon me into your bed any time for PvP or Cooperative action.
2023-10-03 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, you must be an arcane fire mage because things heated up when you came in the room.
2023-10-02 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostForget about rolling the banners, how about we roll between the sheets.
2023-10-02 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostShall I turn your runes to strength?
2023-10-02 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were a Clairefairy, I will double slap that ass.
2023-10-02 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smithing Table.
2023-10-02 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages. You light up my world!
2023-10-02 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey boy, are you Elden ring? Because you are real!
2023-10-02 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostBaby not even Namine could erase my memouries of you!
2023-10-02 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI think my heart just lagged after seeing you.
2023-10-02 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a star because I can't stop orbiting around you.
2023-10-02 01:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.
2023-10-02 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a pyro? Because you are smoking hot.
2023-10-01 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post