I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put d..
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
2023-10-19 16:00:57 +0000 UTC View PostI'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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2023-10-19 03:41:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? "They're both Paris sites."
2023-10-17 22:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostYou can delete the dating app now, I’m here.
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2023-10-17 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do seagulls fly over the ocean? "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
2023-10-17 14:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the ocean say to the beach? "Nothing, it just waved."
2023-10-17 10:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostMy love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
2023-10-17 06:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostHave you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
2023-10-17 05:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
2023-10-17 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
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2023-10-17 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostHow does dry skin affect you at work? "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
2023-10-16 23:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostI thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
2023-10-16 22:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostIf April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? "Pilgrims."
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