I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to pu..
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
2023-10-31 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to hand..
I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.
2023-10-31 03:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.
I'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.
2023-10-31 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat has more letters than the alphabet? "The post office!"
What has more letters than the alphabet? "The post office!"
2023-10-31 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
2023-10-31 00:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
2023-10-30 23:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
2023-10-30 19:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2023-10-30 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWant to Link your cable onto me?
Want to Link your cable onto me?
2023-10-30 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post*Explore my Haunted House* 🏠 👻 Choose from 3 rooms (North,..
*Explore my Haunted House* 🏠 👻 Choose from 3 rooms (North, East and West) 👻 Each room will give you a satisfying and thrilling experience!
2023-10-30 10:47:43 +0000 UTC View PostOnce you go Khajiit you'd prefer to stay off you feet.
Once you go Khajiit you'd prefer to stay off you feet.
2023-10-30 07:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
2023-10-30 06:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? "Where's Pop Corn?"
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? "Where's Pop Corn?"
2023-10-30 05:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I ..
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.
2023-10-30 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWant to register your number in my PokeNav?
Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
2023-10-30 03:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a Jarl cause I'll do anything to be your thane.
You must be a Jarl cause I'll do anything to be your thane.
2023-10-30 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to acces..
Are you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to access new areas of life.
2023-10-30 01:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostLet's go make a Mewtwo of our own.
Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.
2023-10-30 00:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostThat car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.
2023-10-29 23:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
What's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
2023-10-29 19:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostDo you wanna box for your leftovers? "No, but I'll wrestle y..
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."
2023-10-29 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostNormally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by gua..
Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.
2023-10-29 11:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you kno..
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...
2023-10-29 07:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
Baby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
2023-10-29 06:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhen two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a bee..
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
2023-10-29 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI'll put my river on your wood.
I'll put my river on your wood.
2023-10-29 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAre with the dark brotherhood? Because, baby, I never saw yo..
Are with the dark brotherhood? Because, baby, I never saw you coming.
2023-10-29 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou put the "cool" in Tentacool
You put the "cool" in Tentacool
2023-10-29 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with s..
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.
2023-10-29 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.
I feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.
2023-10-28 23:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post