How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
2023-11-02 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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I better have full health bar because I cannot survive the f..
I better have full health bar because I cannot survive the fall damage from falling for you.
2023-11-02 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI heard you’re in the companions guild. If this be true, I w..
I heard you’re in the companions guild. If this be true, I would adore seeing your inner beast come out for me.
2023-11-02 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostCharmander is red, Squirtle is blue. If you were a Pokemon, ..
Charmander is red, Squirtle is blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Your smile is shiny Like a Hyperbeam. Like Jesse and James, We'd make a great team. I'll stay by your side like Misty and Ash, My love for you burns like A fast Rapidash. You're more legendary than Entei of Mew But out of a million, I choose you.
2023-11-02 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t be embarrassed. I don’t faint at the sight of a naked ..
Don’t be embarrassed. I don’t faint at the sight of a naked man. Triss Merigold, a friend, says if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. https://onlyfans.com/601154013/emmahircine
2023-11-02 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostIf my pickpocket skill were better, I'd steal your heart.
If my pickpocket skill were better, I'd steal your heart.
2023-11-02 01:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the best thing about Switzerland? "I don't know, but ..
What's the best thing about Switzerland? "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
2023-11-02 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostInsert Coins. Select your item. Enjoy your Snack 🖤
Insert Coins. Select your item. Enjoy your Snack 🖤
2023-11-01 20:35:53 +0000 UTC View PostForget about Ashes of War. I want to farm me some Asses of W..
Forget about Ashes of War. I want to farm me some Asses of War babe.
2023-11-01 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
2023-11-01 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAre you Elden Ring? Because you command the stars, and givin..
Are you Elden Ring? Because you command the stars, and giving life its fullest brilliance. And I am about to shatter you tonight.
2023-11-01 11:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelep..
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
2023-11-01 07:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI'd like to ride you like a HORSEA
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA
2023-11-01 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Becaus..
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
2023-11-01 05:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostSome may call you junk. Me? I call you treasure.
Some may call you junk. Me? I call you treasure.
2023-11-01 04:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
2023-11-01 03:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostAipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
2023-11-01 02:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my ..
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.
2023-11-01 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
2023-11-01 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
2023-11-01 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I..
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
2023-11-01 00:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostI had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked ba..
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
2023-10-31 23:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
2023-10-31 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering du..
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
2023-10-31 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
2023-10-31 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, you must be a soul gem, because you have harvested my ..
Baby, you must be a soul gem, because you have harvested my soul.
2023-10-31 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostCould you be the one to brighten up my day?🖤
Could you be the one to brighten up my day?🖤
2023-10-31 10:55:20 +0000 UTC View PostI've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still work..
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
2023-10-31 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke..
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
2023-10-31 06:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked batt..
Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle
2023-10-31 05:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post