Did you hear about the zombie who was late for dinner? He g..
Did you hear about the zombie who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder.
2023-12-01 19:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse d..
What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse doctor
2023-12-01 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
2023-12-01 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can’t a bicycle stand on its own? Because it’s two tire..
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own? Because it’s two tired.
2023-12-01 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the dentist and the manicurist? They fou..
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist? They fought tooth and nail.
2023-12-01 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWere you there when the TV repairman got married? The recep..
Were you there when the TV repairman got married? The reception was excellent.
2023-12-01 08:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDo you drink Pepsi? Because you’re soda-licious!
Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re soda-licious!
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2023-12-01 01:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostYou remind me of the 21 letters in the alphabet. Oh, sorry, ..
You remind me of the 21 letters in the alphabet. Oh, sorry, I forgot U R A Q T.
2023-12-01 00:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostRoses are red, violets are blue. With a smile like that, loo..
Roses are red, violets are blue. With a smile like that, looks like I’m doomed.
2023-11-30 23:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna spend all my 9 lives with you
I wanna spend all my 9 lives with you
2023-11-30 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostGood thing I just bought life insurance…because when I saw y..
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2023-11-30 20:45:31 +0000 UTC View PostIs your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from..
Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
2023-11-30 20:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostMy doctor told me I’m missing vitamin D. Can you help me?
My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin D. Can you help me?
2023-11-30 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know much about astrology, but I do know how the uni..
I don’t know much about astrology, but I do know how the universe started. It started with u n i.
2023-11-30 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational a..
You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
2023-11-30 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a magician? ‘Cause every time I look at you, everyon..
Are you a magician? ‘Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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2023-11-30 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostOn a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.
2023-11-30 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
2023-11-30 08:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling quite fin-tastic in these fishnets! https://onlyfa..
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2023-11-30 07:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWanna hear a funny joke about paper? Never mind, it’s teara..
Wanna hear a funny joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
2023-11-30 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
2023-11-30 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
2023-11-29 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a zombie vegetarian eat? “Graaaaaaaains!”
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “Graaaaaaaains!”
2023-11-29 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostPlay and Win! Each bundle contains $100 worth of content. Le..
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2023-11-29 21:54:48 +0000 UTC View PostI will literally never stop slandering Frodo Baggins
I will literally never stop slandering Frodo Baggins
2023-11-29 21:16:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the man in the orthopedic shoes say? “I stand corr..
What did the man in the orthopedic shoes say? “I stand corrected.”
2023-11-29 21:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post