What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostb..
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
2024-01-16 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-01-16 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you tell if the ocean is friendly? It waves.
How can you tell if the ocean is friendly? It waves.
2024-01-16 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you tell if a vampire has a cold? He starts coffin.
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold? He starts coffin.
2024-01-16 08:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Pencils could be made with erasers at each end, but what wou..
Pencils could be made with erasers at each end, but what would be the point?
2024-01-16 04:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me.
What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me.
2024-01-16 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are basketball players such messy eaters? Because theyβr..
Why are basketball players such messy eaters? Because theyβre always dribbling.
2024-01-15 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't you interrupt someone working on a puzzle? You'll ..
Why don't you interrupt someone working on a puzzle? You'll hear some crosswords.
2024-01-15 22:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostBroken puppets for sale. No strings attached
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached
2024-01-15 21:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI used to wonder why frisbees looked bigger the closer they ..
I used to wonder why frisbees looked bigger the closer they got. Then it hit me.
2024-01-15 20:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.
2024-01-15 19:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it'..
I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it'll come back to me.
2024-01-15 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostHow much room should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as ..
How much room should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
2024-01-15 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed.
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed.
2024-01-15 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the antiques collector who found an old C..
Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old Coca Cola lamp? She was soda lighted.
2024-01-15 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrige..
What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? Hey, close the door, I'm dressing!
2024-01-15 08:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhat type of candy is never on time? Choco-late.
What type of candy is never on time? Choco-late.
2024-01-15 04:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the clock do when he was hungry? He went back four ..
What did the clock do when he was hungry? He went back four seconds.
2024-01-15 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
2024-01-14 23:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostA cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The waiter says, "we don..
A cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The waiter says, "we don't serve food here."
2024-01-14 22:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
2024-01-14 21:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are all dogs bad storytellers? Because they only have on..
Why are all dogs bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail
2024-01-14 20:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post