I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia and s..
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia and she said "Yes, they’re right behind you!"
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2024-01-24 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI saw a robbery at an Apple store. I guess you could say the..
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2024-01-24 12:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI used to play tennis, but I never seemed to score... I gues..
I used to play tennis, but I never seemed to score... I guess my racquet lacked balls.
2024-01-24 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat math do Norse gods use? Frigganometry. https://only..
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2024-01-24 07:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
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2024-01-24 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act nuts!
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2024-01-24 00:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Sno..
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
2024-01-23 23:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would..
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2024-01-23 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostHave you taken the test yet? Let's see if we are a match ❤️❤..
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2024-01-23 21:29:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
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2024-01-23 20:17:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s brown and sticky? A stick!
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2024-01-23 20:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the shampoo thief? He made a clean getawa..
Did you hear about the shampoo thief? He made a clean getaway!
2024-01-23 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know wh..
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2024-01-23 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostI used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting..
I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
2024-01-23 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellf..
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2024-01-23 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI’m reading a book about reverse psychology. I hope people d..
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2024-01-23 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every..
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2024-01-23 04:43:07 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to tell a joke about the wall, but I’m afraid it..
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2024-01-23 04:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostHow does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
2024-01-23 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
2024-01-22 23:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
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