Did you hear about the silk worm race? It ended in a tie.
Did you hear about the silk worm race? It ended in a tie.
2024-02-03 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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I saw an ad for burial plots, but that’s the last thing I ne..
I saw an ad for burial plots, but that’s the last thing I need.
2024-02-03 18:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostSorry, I must have butt-dialed you 🙊
Sorry, I must have butt-dialed you 🙊
2024-02-03 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the console blush? It saw the player’s joystick!
Why did the console blush? It saw the player’s joystick!
2024-02-03 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I lost this entire outfit and am very sad I cannot recreate ..
I lost this entire outfit and am very sad I cannot recreate it 😞
2024-02-03 11:46:36 +0000 UTC View Post***EVERY TICKET WINS*** 🍑 $10 per ticket 🍆 or all 3 for $2..
***EVERY TICKET WINS*** 🍑 $10 per ticket 🍆 or all 3 for $25 💦 each has a brand new bundle of content for you to enjoy inc pics & videos! Which will you get?
2024-02-03 11:44:53 +0000 UTC View PostPardon me... But do you have any Grey Poupon? 🤔
Pardon me... But do you have any Grey Poupon? 🤔
2024-02-03 08:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the gamer do when she was hungry during a long sess..
What did the gamer do when she was hungry during a long session? She went for a byte.
2024-02-03 04:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostMind handing me my oil? I can't reach it.
Mind handing me my oil? I can't reach it.
2024-02-03 00:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post
How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
2024-02-02 22:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervo..
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
2024-02-02 21:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post🎡 The wheel is calling – is today your lucky day? 🎡 💟1 spin..
🎡 The wheel is calling – is today your lucky day? 🎡 💟1 spin for $10 💟2 spins for $15 💟3 spins for $25
2024-02-02 20:12:49 +0000 UTC View PostSweet dreams are made of tea...
Sweet dreams are made of tea...
2024-02-02 20:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop? It's too hi..
Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop? It's too high a price 'toupee.'
2024-02-02 18:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unic..
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
2024-02-02 17:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostTrying to get online at my friends house One neighbour’s Wi..
Trying to get online at my friends house One neighbour’s Wi-Fi really stood out: “You Kids Get Off My LAN!”
2024-02-02 16:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of..
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain? I guess we'll just have to make dew.
2024-02-02 12:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostWorking on a new character, what do you think?🤔
Working on a new character, what do you think?🤔
2024-02-02 08:16:16 +0000 UTC View PostI aksed my friend how he got hit on the head with a book and..
I aksed my friend how he got hit on the head with a book and he said he only had his shelf to blame
2024-02-02 04:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is 88 better than 69? 🤔 Because you get ate twice 😈
Why is 88 better than 69? 🤔 Because you get ate twice 😈
2024-02-02 00:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Any..
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
2024-02-01 23:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a cold dog? 🤔 A Chilli dog 😋
What do you call a cold dog? 🤔 A Chilli dog 😋
2024-02-01 22:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostIf butchers are gross, then people who sell you fruits and v..
If butchers are gross, then people who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.
2024-02-01 21:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was a football coach yelling at the vending machine? 🤔 ..
What was a football coach yelling at the vending machine? 🤔 "GIMME MY QUARTER BACK!!!!"
2024-02-01 20:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostIf a wild pig kills you, does that mean you were *boared* to..
If a wild pig kills you, does that mean you were *boared* to death? 🤔
2024-02-01 19:00:41 +0000 UTC View Post***Roll my Dice, Win a Prize*** 🎲 are the dice gods smiling..
***Roll my Dice, Win a Prize*** 🎲 are the dice gods smiling upon you, or will you *crit fail?* 🎲 max 3 rolls (you can mix dice) 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻**Scroll across for loot pool**
2024-02-01 18:33:16 +0000 UTC View PostA Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end h..
A Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end he says he will disappear after counting to three. He starts to count, "Uno, dos..." Kazaa! He vanished without a tres! 😳 🤯
2024-02-01 18:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post