Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
(I went shopping and accidentally only purchased shades of orange)
🧡🍊🥕📙✴️
2023-10-08 04:37:32 +0000 UTC
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💕The poll isn't even over yet but I already know which one is going to win. SO here it is! Trying on this "outfit" with the tags still on in the bathroom, wearing it while making coffee and then wearing it out for a local kink event.
This is the cheapest OF will let me make a post. After all those votes, you deserve a deal. 😂😂
Feed my praise kink & tell me I'm cute. 🙃
2023-10-06 16:32:24 +0000 UTC
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COMING SOOOOOOON!!!
which set should I upload first?
2023-10-05 21:45:02 +0000 UTC
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My first time recording myself doing THIS!
There is way too much talking. Too much laughing. And then cumming. The most authentic series of videos I have of myself. I'm deleting them from my phone immediately.
Shot mostly shoulders up. (3:37) What I'm doing is very obvious.
I need a ball gag. You'll see why.
2023-10-05 20:46:07 +0000 UTC
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🤷🏻♀️🙄 Look at what I've done....
I asked my friend if I could borrow his wife and now she has a whole damn Only Fans page.
We took two sets of photos in different outfits/locations. Here's the first set!
We spent the entire time laughing and testing each others boundaries. She did not hesitate when I asked her to rip my fishnets off. 💦And she was rather comfortable posing with her hands on my throat.
Looking back at these photos only reminds me of her soft hair in my hands & her perfect booty in my lap 😩
Thank you for this treat @lady-daisy
PS If you know where we took these photos... no you don't. Shhhh
2023-10-04 15:24:51 +0000 UTC
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I told her if she wanted me, she had to rip my clothes off me herself...
AND SHE DID.
Waiting for this lovely lady to be approved on here so we can share all the photos with you.
I was in heaven getting up close and personal with my friends wife. I asked him if he would share her (half joking) and then one thing led to another...
2023-10-03 04:08:39 +0000 UTC
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Hello? Calvin Klein?
Colour or black and white?
2023-09-27 02:13:35 +0000 UTC
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If this post gets 20 likes, I'll post more free content TONIGHT! Hurry hurry.
Let me be your good girl 🖤
2023-09-27 00:12:05 +0000 UTC
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I had to come back with a bang...
I mean, I had to come back with a SMASH!
Let's get messy. Who wants to lick me clean?
(video is just under 2 minutes. Typical Pasta behaviour.)
2023-09-21 18:06:54 +0000 UTC
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OH HEY
I have returned after a much needed break.
Here are some pics from Electric Forest. For those of you who don't know, it's basically a week long rave in the woods. It was quite the experience. Almost died without the internet but I lived to tell the tale. Can't wait to post some spicy content for you! I've got some new cute little outfits and I'll be sitting on a cake to celebrate my one year here on OF. Ahahahaha
As always, I'm taking requests and available to chat on a few different platforms. Just reach out! <3
2023-07-05 15:23:08 +0000 UTC
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Here's a little photo essay I like to call
😬My Mirror Is Dirty But So Am I😬
No free previews today. This one is for the subscribers who live dangerously. Hahahaha
2023-05-23 15:54:15 +0000 UTC
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✨🌙This is what happens when I can't sleep.
...Looking back at these and dying laughing.😭Trying to be all sexy with my panties inside out. Hahahahaha😂
(No filter, front facing camera with flash. Some pics are dark but the vids are good IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF- lololol)
2023-05-18 15:15:23 +0000 UTC
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I couldn't sleep last night....
Should I upload the rest sometime today?
🌙✨
2023-05-17 14:03:11 +0000 UTC
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☀️Something about the sun shining, floral dresses and country music.
Please join me on this journey of me making Shania Twain EVEN WORSE. Singing, laughing, little spanking... Video is 3 mins. And as always, SUUUUUPER cringe 😂❤️
I put it all on display. Because "Man, I feel like a woman!" lmaaaoooo
2023-05-15 22:32:36 +0000 UTC
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🍑Happpyyyyyy Hump Day
Message me if you want the rest of this set.
Or just enjoy the these little freebies and tell me you wanna spank me in the comments. LOL ❤️😂
2023-05-10 15:11:02 +0000 UTC
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Listen,
This is why people can't be showing up at my place unannounced. It'll be a Monday afternoon and I'm doing the dishes wearing THIS. Lol!!
2023-05-09 11:04:00 +0000 UTC
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Please tell me...
Do you like my little freckle? Did you spot it? Hehehehe
Finally dropping these pics/vids on the public timeline. I was inspired by all the hot girls on Fet celebrating Muff Monday. Ahahahahaha
2023-05-08 13:19:23 +0000 UTC
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FASHION SHOWWWWWW
I tried on some new outfits for you. Let me know which one is your favourite. Is it the green lace? It's the green lace one, isn't it? Haha
****EDIT****
there are two entire nipples in this post for 3.99. what. a. deal. lmfaaaooooo
2023-05-02 14:09:15 +0000 UTC
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THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
you MUST pick one
all these games and I still play Spyro for the 76438th time.
2023-05-01 20:22:50 +0000 UTC
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💦💧WET T SHIRT CONTEST!!!!!
Nothing says Friday quite like a wet T shirt contest, amiright?! 💧💦
(video is 1:36)
2023-04-28 11:27:10 +0000 UTC
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👀This paddle went places...
I spanked my bum 🍑... my thighs...
& my 🐱
I hope you enjoy this post as much as I enjoyed recording it!
2023-04-27 02:35:54 +0000 UTC
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🖤Kind of excited to post this set...
I had too much fun with my little paddle.
⬛️ ◼️◾️▪️
2023-04-26 17:32:43 +0000 UTC
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🐄🐮Oh boy.
Check out this set if you like awkward girls telling you cringe cow jokes dressed as a cow and then laughing at her own jokes.
I just want to make you smile ... and then question your fetishes. 😂😂
This outfit is a weeeeee bit revealing.
Moo.
2023-04-25 19:56:36 +0000 UTC
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Something very cringe is coming your way.
Moo
2023-04-25 15:58:25 +0000 UTC
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🎉🎊For those of you who enjoy following along on my adventures....
I'm finally back home and this is what I've been up to!
For those of you who are here for tiddies and strictly tiddies. Scroll through the pics and ignore these words. You'll find 'em.
✈️I had a wonderful trip to Chicago for AXPONA. I fed some horses. And then I went to the happiest place on earth: The Baltimore aquarium. (I LOVE SHARKS) Aaaaannd then I went on a 10km hike🌲🐍 through the Pennsylvania bush where I met a giant snake. Tasted some wine, ate at a Uzbec restaurant, listened to some vinyl and rushed back home to squeeze my dogs. I had the best time with some great friends.
Thanks for following along ❤️😎
And if you want, comment below and tell me what you were up to. I'd love to hear about your adventures!!
2023-04-24 18:05:29 +0000 UTC
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Happy Hump Daaaaaaay 🐪🐫
😊I'm on the go (as usual)
Here's a little mixed bag of dancing in my kitchen, trying on different lingerie, spicy airport selfies and attempting to get dressed in my closet. As always I snuck in some funnies from SnapChat. I tried to include lots of free previews for those who can't purchase. ❤️ Modern day Mother Theresa over here. LMAO JK.
SEE YOU AGAIN SOON! 😎
2023-04-19 15:58:42 +0000 UTC
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🌈Decisions, 🖤decisions...
2023-04-14 16:56:34 +0000 UTC
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FISHNET FRIDAY CAME EARLY!
Just wanna say thank you for all the support here. I really appreciate all the love I get from you guys.
2023-04-13 14:09:00 +0000 UTC
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🚨🚨🚨Here's a massive photo/video post for you...
I can't resist bringing my phone into the shower with me. Every. Damn. Time. This post is a little different from my usual stuff. I'm showing more of my face and *waaaaay* more of my hands wandering to naughty places. 🌶🌶 Trying to fulfill the #1 request I get on here. You just want to see me touch myself. And I want to give it to you. ❤️
I'm so sorry. I couldn't pass up the froggy filter. I just had to make someone laugh...🐸
2023-04-12 14:30:21 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY EASTER 🐰🐰🐰🐰
Bet you didn't know Peter Cotton Tail wears lace bodysuits.
2023-04-09 19:19:30 +0000 UTC
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