pretendlunch posts
it's been a wholly transformative year. can you tell just f..
it's been a wholly transformative year. can you tell just from the hairstyles?
2022-10-07 15:25:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone asked to see this again. I aim to please :)
Someone asked to see this again. I aim to please :)
2022-10-03 02:16:05 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I asked for a little extra love… and your tips jus..
Yesterday I asked for a little extra love… and your tips just happened to add up to 143… the number that people say means “I love you” ❤️ Did you guys plan that!? It feels auspicious. I’m giddy about it 🤗 Thank you 🥰 I love you too 💋
2022-10-02 14:22:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I could use a little extra love 💕
Today I could use a little extra love 💕
2022-10-01 14:53:39 +0000 UTC View PostI hope the tail end of the week is treating you well 💓
I hope the tail end of the week is treating you well 💓
2022-09-30 14:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I just live in this sweater now.
I just live in this sweater now.
2022-09-26 21:20:53 +0000 UTC View Post
First day of fall! 🍂 🤗 Anyone else excited about sweater wea..
First day of fall! 🍂 🤗 Anyone else excited about sweater weather?
2022-09-22 23:47:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Something fun for your Monday… First one in the comments to ..
Something fun for your Monday… First one in the comments to correctly guess the color of this robe gets a free month subscription to be cashed in at your leisure! ONE GUESS EACH!
2022-09-19 15:04:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi! I’ve been thinking about how you all have made me feel s..
Hi! I’ve been thinking about how you all have made me feel so cared for this year on my birthday and I’m really blown away by all your kind words and gestures. Thank you doesn’t cut it… so here’s a titty too 😇
2022-09-17 02:51:04 +0000 UTC View PostI didn’t buy anything but I still treated myself to a birthd..
I didn’t buy anything but I still treated myself to a birthday orgasm 🥳🎂 (in black and white bc I’m feeling old)
2022-09-16 03:35:55 +0000 UTC View Post
an old one I just rediscovered
an old one I just rediscovered
2022-09-13 08:07:45 +0000 UTC View Post