For anyone else getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can lin..
For anyone else getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can link up and get the grill going or something.
2024-12-17 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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It's just you and I this Christmas, what should I wear?
It's just you and I this Christmas, what should I wear?
2024-12-17 07:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast to..
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too...🥛🍪
2024-12-16 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWe don't need a sleigh, you can ride me instead 😈
We don't need a sleigh, you can ride me instead 😈
2024-12-16 07:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDear Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree.
Dear Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree.
2024-12-15 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would we do under the mistletoe?
What would we do under the mistletoe?
2024-12-15 07:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostRate my Christmas outfit 1-10? 🧑🎄
Rate my Christmas outfit 1-10? 🧑🎄
2024-12-14 16:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe 😉
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe 😉
2024-12-13 16:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's your favourite way to warm me up on a cold winter nig..
What's your favourite way to warm me up on a cold winter night?
2024-12-13 07:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostWWYD if I turned up to your family Christmas wearing lingeri..
WWYD if I turned up to your family Christmas wearing lingerie? 👙
2024-12-12 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostSanta, before I explain, how much do you already know...?
Santa, before I explain, how much do you already know...?
2024-12-12 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostCome unwrap your gift! I'm all yours 💕(I thought this untied..
Come unwrap your gift! I'm all yours 💕
(I thought this untied when I bought it, thanks vague online item description 🙄😂)
What I don't like about Christmas parties is looking for a j..
What I don't like about Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
2024-12-11 07:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you, stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fa..
Thank you, stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fabric people like to hang over a roaring fireplace 🔥
2024-12-10 07:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post'Tis the season for ass pics 🎅🍑
'Tis the season for ass pics 🎅🍑
2024-12-09 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would you buy me for Christmas?
What would you buy me for Christmas?
2024-12-09 07:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostDon't ask how it's snowing inside, it just is ok? (It's tota..
Don't ask how it's snowing inside, it just is ok? (It's totally not an overlay I found 😂)
2024-12-08 16:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostJust putting the baubles on the tree, nothing else to see he..
Just putting the baubles on the tree, nothing else to see here 😁
2024-12-08 07:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you been naughty or nice this year?
Have you been naughty or nice this year?
2024-12-07 07:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostI'm the new and improved version of Elf On The Shelf, now wi..
I'm the new and improved version of Elf On The Shelf, now with added mischief 😏
2024-12-06 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, ..
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup" 🍭🍬
Santa's Little Helper, here to help you cum!
Santa's Little Helper, here to help you cum!
2024-12-05 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostLet's be naughty and save Santa the trip 😏
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip 😏
2024-12-05 07:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a d..
Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating sweets out of socks.
2024-12-04 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIm dreaming of white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I..
Im dreaming of white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red 🍷
2024-12-04 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostIt's too silent of a night, wish you could be here with me t..
It's too silent of a night, wish you could be here with me to make some noise.
2024-12-03 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDear Santa, I was good all year...right, sometimes...ok, at ..
Dear Santa, I was good all year...right, sometimes...ok, at least a few times....fine, I'll buy it myself.
2024-12-03 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post