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Jul 25 / Day 206 Are you feeling brave? Send me a selfie! T..

Jul 25 / Day 206 Are you feeling brave? Send me a selfie! Then jerk to one of my selfies 😜 REGULAR πŸ₯΅ : Cum for me!

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Jul 24 / Day 205 I want you to write a paragraph, in detail..

Jul 24 / Day 205 I want you to write a paragraph, in detail, on how to give a good, sloppy blow job πŸ† Send it to me. Then I want you to suck your dildo for 5+ minutes. Jerk for 30. No dildo, no jerking, but I want the writing task either way.

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Jul 23 / Day 204 Tip your favourite task from the last coup..

Jul 23 / Day 204 Tip your favourite task from the last couple of months with $10. Jerk for 1 hour! I know it's gonna be hard for you regular mode gooners not to cum. Remind yourself that you're in training for me.

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Jul 22 / Day 203 There’s a super hot edging clip coming out..

Jul 22 / Day 203 There’s a super hot edging clip coming out on my clip stores today, where I outline an outlandish challenge to test your endurance as my gooner. You’d be crazy to try it. Go pick it up at 1pm PST! Edge yourself into madness for me. No cumming!

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Jul 21 / Day 202 Keep it locked up! Are you subscribed to m..

Jul 21 / Day 202 Keep it locked up! Are you subscribed to my main page? It's essential to your training and immersion in the gooner experience. You must worship Goddess as much as you can! Browse through my tantalizing posts to tease yourself while you can't touch... @evadevil

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Jul 20 / Day 201 Now it's time for a little spell in chasti..

Jul 20 / Day 201 Now it's time for a little spell in chastity, me thinks. Lock it up! Or put on your tighty whities and keep your hands off, you know the drill!

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Jul 19 / Day 200 Day 200!!!! ✨ Can you believe you've been ..

Jul 19 / Day 200 Day 200!!!! ✨ Can you believe you've been under my control for so long? Following my orders has become more than just a habit, more than just a daily routine. It's a way of life. Let's celebrate this milestone! .... Today, you're gonna cum THREE times for me! 🀀 And for one (or all three) of those orgasms, I want you to EAT IT UP. Follow one of my CEI clips for encouragement! If you'd rather keep working on your denial streak, ask for my approval and I'll keep you denied!

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Jul 18 / Day 199 It's been such a hot, horny summer, hasn't..

Jul 18 / Day 199 It's been such a hot, horny summer, hasn't it! 🀀πŸ₯΅ It certainly has been for me. Jerk to one of my bikini clips today.

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Jul 17 / Day 198 Use the rest of your movie minutes today i..

Jul 17 / Day 198 Use the rest of your movie minutes today if you didn't use them all up yesterday! DM me about a movie/scene that excites you or influenced your kinks! πŸ₯΅ Cum for me πŸ’§ 😀 I bet you think I've forgotten all about you! πŸ˜‚ I certainly haven't forgotten about your massively swollen blue balls. You should've been a more generous good boy on my birthday so really... this is your own fault 😌

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Jul 16 / Day 197 It's the weekend! Time to get use up those..

Jul 16 / Day 197 It's the weekend! Time to get use up those movie minutes! Comment down below which movies you watched and how many times "come" and "comming" were said in each one! No cumming! I'm releasing a clip called "Denied For Your Own Protection" today. To help you feel better about your abject lack of orgasmsπŸ˜‰ Sending it your inbox!

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Jul 15 / Day 196 This is your last chance to watch that mov..

Jul 15 / Day 196 This is your last chance to watch that movie! (See Monday's instructions) Otherwise I'm not letting you jerk at all this weekend. Touch yourself in the shower for me for 5+ minutes. No water running. Just you, standing in the shower, awkwardly obeying πŸ˜‹

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Jul 14 / Day 195 "The Goon Calendar is life. The Goon Calen..

Jul 14 / Day 195 "The Goon Calendar is life. The Goon Calendar is everything." These are your mantras today! Write it on a scrap of paper along with onlyfans.com/gooncalendar and Goddess Eva de Vil and leave it somewhere for someone to find 😜 Show me proof! Be a good boy and do this multiple times! Then edge your brains out for me.

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Jul 13 / Day 194 Spank yourself 10 times on each side befor..

Jul 13 / Day 194 Spank yourself 10 times on each side before you start stroking today! ✨

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Jul 12 / Day 193 We're back to pumping! 15 mins or more. We..

Jul 12 / Day 193 We're back to pumping! 15 mins or more. Wear panties all day if you have them! 🍿 I want your mind tuning in to the word β€œcum/come” in conversation, each time it’s spoken reminding you how you’re not allowed to cum 😌

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Jul 11 / Day 192 No touching again today πŸ˜‹ Keep reading for..

Jul 11 / Day 192 No touching again today πŸ˜‹ Keep reading for your homework... 🍿 Watch a movie this week (Mon-Fri). I want you to diligently count how many times the words "come" and "coming" are spoken. Subtitles will help. Bonus points if you watch it collared and plugged. The total will be how many minutes you have to spend jerking off over this weekend, divided between Saturday and Sunday how you please. So, if the movie features 54 uses of the words, you're ONLY allowed to spend 54 minutes jerking over the whole weekend. I'll allow you to watch up to 3 movies to accumulate minutes. πŸ₯΅ REGULAR: Cum when the movie's over. Some of my favourite movies are: Wolf of Wallstreet, American Beauty and Moulin Rouge... But I encourage you to choose a nice, sexy, triggering one 😜

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Jul 10 / Day 191 Did you tribute me yesterday? You're only ..

Jul 10 / Day 191 Did you tribute me yesterday? You're only allowed to pump today if you did! You're only allowed to CUM today if you sent me $100 or more! 😍 Prefer to keep up your denial streak? Be my guest 😌

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Jul 9 / Day 190 It's my birthday!!!! 😍 No orgasms and no je..

Jul 9 / Day 190 It's my birthday!!!! 😍 No orgasms and no jerking off for you today! Today is all about my pleasure alone. I'll undoubtedly be having countless orgasms! Send me a nice, big, adoring tribute today to wish me the happiest of birthdays! πŸ’—

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Jul 8 / Day 189 Do you have any of my birthday clips from y..

Jul 8 / Day 189 Do you have any of my birthday clips from years gone by? Here's one you definitely need. I'm sending Birthday Orgasm to your inbox right now! This clip is a gift to us both really 😘

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Jul 7 / Day 188 No touching today! πŸ™…πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ No mattress humpin..

Jul 7 / Day 188 No touching today! πŸ™…πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ No mattress humping, nothing. You can effectively forget that you even have a penis today 😌 If that's possible. I'm heading to Banff today for my birthday weekend!

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Jul 6 / Day 187 The leaking's getting out of control, isn't..

Jul 6 / Day 187 The leaking's getting out of control, isn't it? Buy yourself a pack of panty liners and wear one every day for the next week. Do it for Goddess. Cum sluts, lick your precum off the pad before replacing it πŸ˜‹πŸ’¦

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You missed it πŸ˜‡ better luck next time!

You missed it πŸ˜‡ better luck next time!

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Jul 5 / Day 186 I'm going to post an alert at some point to..

Jul 5 / Day 186 I'm going to post an alert at some point today. You're only allowed to jerk if you see that alert, and you must follow the instructions/time limit set out. The alert will self destruct after a certain amount of time... maybe 10 minutes... maybe an hour... and if you miss it, you're not allowed to pump today. So keep obsessively refreshing my page, gooner 😜

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Jul 4 / Day 185 The countdown continues! I'm gonna be 25 t..

Jul 4 / Day 185 The countdown continues! I'm gonna be 25 this year. Get your cock hard without touching it. Once it's hard, you're ONLY allowed to give it 25 strokes. No more. Down and back up counts as 1 stroke.

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Jul 3 / Day 184 It's always a gamble when you come to my li..

Jul 3 / Day 184 It's always a gamble when you come to my live streams! I have a tendency to be pretty generous with the orgasms after being worshipped by my cult for a whole hour. Not this weekend though. I want you deeply blue balled for my birthday. Your denial induced obedience will be quite advantageous to me when it's time to collect my birthday gifts 😌

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Jul 2 / Day 183 EDIT: oh no!! I’m sorry! I just realised I ..

Jul 2 / Day 183 EDIT: oh no!! I’m sorry! I just realised I did the live from my main account instead of here! I’ve just posted the recording over there for you to watch: @evadevil We've reached the HALF WAY POINT for the Goon Calendar!! Who's been here since day 1? Who are my most dedicated hand humpers? Celebrate the halfway point with me on the live stream! 😁 12pm Pacific Time today.

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Jul 1 / Day 182 It's officially my birthday month! πŸ₯³ My bda..

Jul 1 / Day 182 It's officially my birthday month! πŸ₯³ My bday is on the 9th. Buy 9 clips from my store to celebrate each day.

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Jun 30 / Day 181 Get your pack of starburst. You're only al..

Jun 30 / Day 181 Get your pack of starburst. You're only allowed to stroke if there's candy in your mouth 🍬 It might be hard to focus on edging with your mouth full of artificial strawberry πŸ˜‰ Cum sluts can mix this precum in with it too!

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LIVE STREAM πŸ”₯ This Saturday at 12pm Pacific Time on Here o..

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LIVE STREAM πŸ”₯ This Saturday at 12pm Pacific Time on Here on the Goon Calendar! Celebrating MY BIRTHDAY and the halfway point of a year of control! Maybe we’ll celebrate with an orgasm?? Who knows?

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Jun 29 / Day 180 Happy hump day! You're only allowed to str..

Jun 29 / Day 180 Happy hump day! You're only allowed to stroke after 15 minutes of mattress humping to one of my clips. NOTE: You will need a pack of starburst, frutella or any other chewy candy for tomorrow's task. πŸ₯΅ REGULAR: Can you cum just from humping your mattress? 😜

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June 28 / Day 179 Write a paragraph about how you became ad..

June 28 / Day 179 Write a paragraph about how you became addicted to me. You’re only allowed to stroke if you submit it to me.

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